Cheating and Love: How very dare you!

How very dare you!

By mrniceguy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend started a fake argument and pretended to be mad at me for four days, which was almost enough time for the gigantic hickey that my best friend gave her on her neck to heal. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 732

You deserved it 2 548

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 18:03 - United States - Pleasantville

Today, I saw my girlfriend for the first time in weeks. She had a hickey. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 466

You deserved it 6 303

Pranked out

By Anonymous - 10/10/2023 14:30

Today, I pranked my friend and started a fake fight. However, she opened up and admitted to doing a bunch of stuff. We've now stopped being friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 156

You deserved it 1 125

By FFFFF- - 02/03/2011 17:12 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock, I had a panic attack and ended up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or not I was committed to the relationship. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 135

You deserved it 5 195

By anonymous - 04/10/2017 20:51

Today, my boyfriend keeps trying to convince me that the hickey on his neck was from his friend attacking him with a vacuum cleaner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 511

You deserved it 433

By Daddy. - 17/02/2010 08:15 - Australia

Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 049

You deserved it 8 351

By Anonymous - 13/12/2014 16:19 - United States - Memphis

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she's been cheating on me for the past two months. Apparently she thought I'd take it well, because when I yelled at her for being a heartless bitch, she stuttered "S-sike!" and tried to play it off as a prank. She's acting like we're still dating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 023

You deserved it 3 095

By dumped - 23/08/2015 10:22 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I told my friend about a fight I had earlier with my girlfriend. He thought it'd be funny to use my phone while I was in the bathroom and text her "ure such a cunt". She wouldn't believe the truth, even when my friend confessed to her. She thought I paid him to take the fall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 508

You deserved it 2 482

By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 01:24 - United States

Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 664

You deserved it 64 339

By Anonymous - 24/09/2012 19:09 - United States

Today, my mother found a hickey on my neck. Not believing that it was from the hungry 2-month-old child I was holding, she confronted my boyfriend about it. He promptly accused me of cheating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 914

You deserved it 2 681

Young love

By Anonymous - 26/02/2022 02:00

Today, I had a horrible head injury that prevented me from going to my girlfriend's birthday party, and when my mom answered my phone, she thought my mom was a girl I was cheating with. Even after posting on Facebook, Twitter, and Snapchat, in places she hasn't blocked me on, she just commented that I was faking. FML

I agree, your life sucks 949

You deserved it 120

DOEETFORTEHLULZ 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 23:10

Wow thats bogus. Dump her and get a new friend.

Nitsuaaa 6

Tuesday 23 February 2010 23:24

Ohhhhh shiiit! I give her an A+ for effort though. Very creative but I'm guessing she's not too bright because obviously the hickey wasn't gone all the way. Of course a smart bitch wouldn't have cheated in the first place...huh. FYL.

Comments

imamonster420 7

Monday 18 November 2013 6:09

you're gf is a ***** and your best friend needs to be shot in the dick

auzziegirl1938 22

Friday 16 May 2014 16:18

Wow I so feel for you. That's crazy.

xX_kitty_Xx 8

Monday 2 March 2015 23:23

Wow, that sucks! Sorry man

Wadlaen 23

Friday 20 September 2024 22:41

I sense that you need to either sit down and talk, and work out some things, or split up to and leave her for your best friend. I'm terribly sorry, OP!