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By uglyone - 13/01/2010 14:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was going out with my supermodel-gorgeous friend, so I put extra effort into looking good. I thought I looked pretty good, but when we got to the subway station, a drunk old man looked at us and loudly announced, "That's always the way it is, there's a fit one and an ugly one." FML

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You deserved it 3 446

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By GeeThanks - 25/07/2013 02:33 - Canada - Toronto

Today, a drunk dude walked up to me and said, "You're ugly as fuck." His sober friend quickly apologized and explained that he was wasted, before looking me up and down and adding, "Well, not completely, I guess." FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 588

You deserved it 3 999

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:44 - France

Today, during a drunken night out, a really trashed friend said to me, "Jeez, even when I’m drunk, you're really ugly." FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 569

You deserved it 4 096

Thanks?

By Sheila - 10/03/2025 12:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I wore a new outfit that I thought was super cute. I was feeling confident until a seemingly drunk woman came up to me in a bar, tapped me on the shoulder, and said, “I don’t know what you were going for with this", gesturing at my outfit, "but it’s not working.” Then she stumbled off to join her friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 427

You deserved it 96

Red flag

By me. - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my friend and I gave our numbers to some guys at a bar. Twenty minutes after we had left, we got a call. We excitedly answered the phone, only to hear the guy ask, "So, are you the fat one or the ugly one?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 762

You deserved it 7 463

By babygurl69 - 20/01/2009 21:38 - Canada

Today, I woke up with a hangover, but went to school anyway without showering, applying makeup, and still wearing my pajama bottoms. While taking the subway, I bumped into my ex-boyfriend who I hadn't seen a year. His new girlfriend looked at me and said, "You look... tired." FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 801

You deserved it 24 043

By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 15:32 - Canada

Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 868

You deserved it 3 867

Impossible

By Anonymous - 06/06/2011 14:18

Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said, "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 218

You deserved it 4 144

By anonymous - 11/06/2015 14:37 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 921

You deserved it 2 659

By fugly - 06/06/2015 00:44 - United States - Landenberg

Today, as I was putting stuff into the back of my car, a man walked by and said I looked "super fine." When I looked up to look him in the face, he immediately looked disgusted and basically ran away. Apparently, my face does that. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 038

You deserved it 2 373

Oh, hai Mark!

By SHAME! - 20/05/2019 16:02

Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I found out that the last time he saw me I was blind drunk and vomiting after having propositioned him all evening. FML

I agree, your life sucks 973

You deserved it 2 052

noclevername 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 20:47

Don't let the opinion of old drunk guy with no-one to talk to (or he could have said it to them and not you) get you down. And depending on his age, he was raised when it was a woman's duty to look pretty for men. Either way, hope it didn't bother you too much.

kerrygirl 13

Wednesday 13 January 2010 20:18

ah.......she's a girl......she was going out with a friend thats also a girl........as in not girlfriend.........

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Unnie_fml 0

Monday 18 January 2010 9:49

In the same boat

lucyeliza 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 19:23

ryebreadboy people like you need to get a ******* life....i type and post...im not doing a ******* assignment...piss off!! i'm typing in the heat of the moment..if you get the jest then what is the problem?? i can't believe so many people want to correct people....i am nor english nor a redneck guess again twats!!

drewbell 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 14:55

lol

smile246 3

Thursday 28 January 2010 10:34

While #55 and #58 might not be the best example of this, I love how to disprove any arguement on the internet the second person just needs to point out the gramatical errors of the first.

thor89 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 1:07

Yeah his drunk but they always have the greatest judgement : )

Sniper3000 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 15:30

u did say he was drunk......

redsox4021 0

Thursday 15 April 2010 3:46

in every group there Is a DUF. designated ugly friend. BTW WTF is snickerdoodles doing here talk about one annoying bitch

CrabCaviar 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 22:08

I'm pretty sure 52 is a fat american, don't worry about his comment

leelee12_fml 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 4:53

i'm utterly disgusted by some of the comments on here. There is good and bad in every single country; there is no such thing as a utopian society. That being said, I am American and am proud of it. However, I'll be the first one to admit that there are alot of ****** up things going on here. Then again, there's alot of ****** up things going on all around the world. Stereotyping is ignorant and wrong. So all of you who habitually stereotype the world around you, instead of talking shit about everyone else, why don't you just worry about you, and let others worry about themselves. I rest my case.