Hots for therapist ouch - - Canada - Saint Marys Today, I found out that the only reason my husband agreed to marriage counselling is because he finds our therapist attractive. FML 31 484 2 913
Today, I invited my crush to come and spend Thanksgiving dinner with me and my family, she agreed but asked me if she could bring her friend. Turns out her "friend" was actually her boyfriend and they drank all the expensive wine I bought. FML 32 846 8 075
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML 47 119 6 084
Today, I received a chain-mail text that vividly described what "Tanya" would do to me in my sleep if I didn't forward it on. I'm so paranoid that I did just that. I also realized that accidentally forwarding such things to your boss can get you fired. FML 11 973 51 821
Today, my parents sent me to the hospital because they thought I had diabetes. One of the symptoms is that you a pee a lot. The only reason I go to the bathroom so often is so I can masturbate. FML 19 943 30 168
Today, I was pushing my wheelchair-bound grandpa back home, when a pretty girl walked past us in the opposite direction. He made me stop and turn him around, just so he could check her ass out as she walked away. FML 32 005 5 023
Get a new therapist or a new husband.
Well, if that's the reason he agreed to counselling, it's unlikely he would put in the effort required to make the marriage work. You might have to come to terms with that.