Highlight of the week

By Tyler - 06/05/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, I work at McDonald's. The entire crew, myself included, got visibly excited that we had new trash cans and dust pans. FML
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Beebow_fml 5

Now you have reason to stay.

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iLazy 0

Today, you work at McDonalds. Yesterday, Burger King. Tomorrow, KFC?

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muka92 6

I wish my store would get new ones. our dust pans are held together with duck tape.

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HeavyMetalViking 0

lol duck tape, that sure quacked me up. :)

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babyschmoo 13

haha that sounds like my job. I work at a pet store and the all the brooms are full of junk and the dust pan on one is broken. then we have a little pan and broom and the handle on the pan actually came off so my boss used electrical tape to put it back on.

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joelee1408 0

the few...the proud...the mc'd employees

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bsmith9942 11

hey I used to work fast-food and those trash cans get really dirty and smelly. I can see why u wld be excited. ^_^

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perdix 29

"Visibly" excited? Don't tell me you all got erections when seeing the new trash cans. When you say dudes are "visibly" excited, you often mean they have visible boners. Say it ain't so -- I wouldn't be able to shove my trash into the hole, knowing you guys may have put your junk there!

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khaya 9

Is this slang for ****** and blow dolls?

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invicta8926 0

At least you're employed.

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jdeshnerx3 0

the same thing happened at applebees where i work. we all got excited over new brooms... it's not dumb, it was because they were going to make cleaning our sections a hell of a lot faster.

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ProhibitionRose 14

I worked at Starbucks, we would get visibly excited over new wash rags and mops lol...its completely normal. those things just get nasty after a while.

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