Kids, Poopoo peepee and Awkward: Hide and seek champion

Hide and seek champion

By Anonymous - 20/12/2010 17:09 - United States

Today, I was playing hide and seek with a few friends. I hid in the bathroom, under the sink in a cabinet. I ended up having to sit there quiet as a mouse while my grandfather took an incredibly long and vile dump. I was too afraid to move. Let's just say he didn't rush it. FML

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You deserved it 9 874

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 23/09/2009 10:23 - Singapore

Today, I was playing hide and seek with my eight year old cousin. For the past two turns, he had been hiding in the bathroom. I saw the bathroom lights on, yet again, and opened the door with a triumphant "AHA!" It was my Grandma, taking a smelly dump. FML

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You deserved it 38 124

By random - 29/04/2013 21:11 - Canada

Today, I was taking a dump in the bathroom. The lights turned off and I was too embarrassed to come out of the stall. The janitor walked in, turned the lights on and asked If anyone was there. I stayed quiet. He turned the lights back off and locked me in the bathroom. FML

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Take a break

By Anonymous - 04/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML

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You deserved it 123

Not now, Kelsey

By Amy - 01/04/2011 01:46 - United States

Today, after a huge row with my best friend at school, I hid myself away in the bathroom and quietly sobbed to myself. A kid loudly busted into the stall next to me and took a minute-long shit that sounded like a hailstorm of bullets. The putrid stench made me retch and violently throw up everywhere. FML

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Sitcom vibes

By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 19:31 - France - Paris

Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

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You deserved it 48 894

Help!

By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 06:56 - United States

Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML

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You deserved it 8 104

By lvegadelgado_6 - 10/08/2015 14:32 - United States - Deerfield

Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML

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You deserved it 2 145

Shy bowels

By Dragoness11 - 27/03/2014 14:12 - United Kingdom - Northampton

Today, I still have my ridiculous fear of being heard on the toilet, and I can't go if people are around. I'd just sat down on the toilet when three of my housemates started chatting immediately outside the door. I had to sit silently until they were gone. For half an hour. FML

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Phantom pooper

By Anonymous - 12/11/2020 17:02 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, all of my roommates were home. I really had to poop all day but the bathroom was being hogged. Once I finally got the chance to go, I guess the toilet didn't flush all the way and I didn't notice. The other roommates loudly asked each other who it was, and they all started loudly taking about me. FML

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You deserved it 433

Sneaky

By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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You deserved it 4 970

Shmeagle 0

Monday 20 December 2010 22:45

Hide n' seek rule #146 - Never hide in a bathroom

username5000 0

Monday 20 December 2010 22:49

that sucks! you're lucky he didn't open it up looking for more toilet paper or something, he'd be like wtf!!

Comments

Asario 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 1:36

that would be funny if he started to jack off.

OtherSideOfStory 3

Tuesday 21 December 2010 1:37

Today, I had to go to the restroom really bad. After i finished, I found out my grandson was hiding in the restroom the whole time. FML

ImaginaryFoe 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 1:53

Are you a midget or do you have abnormally large cabinets?

CountryBoy1993 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 2:24

thts a huge fail

Banez 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 3:02

Look on the bright side... I'll bet nobody found you!

jacobey 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 3:28

ok that doesnt make ur life suck! it only males your day suck!! all of these posts dont make ur life suck, jist that one day

egginmegan 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 3:36

Well it's not like you're just gonna rush taking a shit when no one else is there.

spensikaa 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 6:09

Gramps: what do you need at the store? You: hmm. crackers. chips. poop- er.... pop HAHA sucks though.

salsalover_12 5

Tuesday 21 December 2010 6:32

Your life sucks for having to listen to your grandfather taking a dump and having to smell it as well. But OP, i have to say you deserved it for hiding in the bathroom i mean...come on...it's a bathroom.