Embarrassing Love Hi-de-hi

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Droolgirl - 26/05/2009 01:25 - United States

Today, I was at a fancy restaurant. I was drinking some water when I noticed a hot guy eating alone at another table waving at me. I smiled back, but had forgotten to swallow the water so it dribbled out of my mouth all over my shirt. FML

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Slayer - 09/10/2011 23:28 - Canada

Today, I went out to lunch with a couple of work buddies. Trying to be suave, I started hitting on our waitress. Not two seconds after saying, "Hey baby," I felt ice water on my balls. The guy next to me had spilled both our water glasses. FML

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pootythe5th - 30/08/2009 18:09 - United States

Today, I was at my favorite Mexican restaurant when I realized my really cute waiter, along with his buddies kept looking at me and smiling. Trying to be cool, I took a bite of my burrito, choked, and spilled ground beef down my new shirt and in my bra. They laughed the whole time. FML

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Sara - 27/05/2024 09:00 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, I went on a date with someone I really like. Midway through dinner, I felt something stuck in my teeth and, trying to be discreet, attempted to remove it. In the process, I flicked a piece of food across the table and it landed in his drink. He looked at it, then at me, then sighed. FML

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Anonymous - 06/06/2009 02:22 - United States

Today, I was on a double date at a restaurant with two friends of mine and a guy I really liked. Things started getting really quiet so I decided to start talking to make things a little bit less awkward even though I was eating. I ended up spitting a piece of chicken across the table. FML

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No third base for you

Anonymous - 26/03/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Wakefield

Today, I went to a restaurant for a second date. As we were eating, a piece of food got stuck in my teeth. I tried to discreetly remove it, but ended up spitting it across the table and onto my date's glasses. FML

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Sick Guy - 24/03/2018 20:30 - United States - Boynton Beach

Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML

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alisaav - 08/08/2014 07:40 - Thailand

Today, I saw a cute guy walking out of a restaurant. When he saw me, he smiled and to be a bit flirty I bit my lip. Too bad it started to bleed like hell. FML

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Anonymous - 08/04/2013 08:30

Today, I had a lunch meeting with important people from my company. While drinking from my wine glass someone cracked a joke, causing me to snort a fountain of wine all over my lap, splashing the people next to me. The horrified look on my boss's face sitting opposite me said everything. FML

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ashhatches - 27/06/2011 19:15 - United States

Today, while at Costco, I was eating a hotdog when I saw a really hot guy walking over. Trying to be sexy, I bit my hotdog cutely and winked. I ended up choking and dropping the ketchup covered hotdog all over my lap. FML

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rookiemistake - 27/04/2015 03:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went to a wine tasting for the first time. I copied the experienced people around me by swishing the wine around in my mouth, which I then choked on and spit out all over my white blouse. FML

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AquaRevolver 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 9:11

That's gotta suck... but maybe you should remember the swallowing mechanism for next time lol!

PotatoBlankey39 2

Tuesday 26 May 2009 9:14

ha ha... One of those stupid things in life that just have to happen. I'm sorry. Think of it this way, it always could have been worse. Good luck next time!

sama3690 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 0:19

ahahaha lmfao! thats just too funny , a few days ago i was at school and i tripped over something in the class, but i didnt fall , after that i wsa like ooow fuuckk! and when i said that a bunch of drool came out of my mouth and i thought no one noticed but a girl was actually staring at me laughing her asssss off. i knew her though so it was all good , cuz i was laughing too :P

Casualt1234 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 1:13

Ugh another one of these FMLs. Today, I saw a cute stranger in a bar... long story short, I embarrass myself. WAH. Its a stranger, get over it.

everyonehatesyou 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 1:15

First thing I thought of was Harry Potter, hahaha.

bananaface7 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 1:30

Harry Potter :D

americayay 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 1:46

agreed. harry potter.

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Wednesday 27 May 2009 2:11

This is the 4th FML I read involving someone looking at someone else they found hot, smiling, and drooling whatever is in their mouth. XD

DGoat420 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 2:25

I think this FML and the FML under it are frauds... This ones SN is Droolgirl... the next one is Cakegirl. Maybe its a coincidence, but seems fishy to me!