Embarrassing, Awkward, Dating and Love: Hard pass - FML

Hard pass

By Gioia - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Bulgaria - Vidin

Today, I was so nervous about a first date that while trying to break a silence in the beginning, I asked, "So, you afraid of any insects?" No wonder I didn't get a second date. FML

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perdix 29

Tuesday 30 April 2013 18:53

The irony is that he had a phobia of social butterflies.

n4ture 20

Tuesday 30 April 2013 18:52

I don't see anything wrong in that question, maybe bit weird but.. yeah.

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Happy_Tortuga 10

Monday 22 July 2013 11:24

LOL

kiaroxilles 8

Monday 21 July 2014 22:54

That honestly would've made me laugh; if I were the OP's date, I'd be thinking how unique of a question it was for you to come up with. Not the typical favorite sport, food, color, etc. Sorry it didn't work out, OP. Better luck next time!

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Today, and pretty much every day, my co-worker takes off her shoes while working. The smell of her feet makes me dizzy. I don't know if she's oblivious to the fact that her feet stink, or she just doesn't care. It's affecting the quality of my work. FML

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Today, I went to get Lasik eye surgery. Beforehand, they give you an anxiety control pill because you're conscious during the operation. Guess who is immune to the pill and now has to get checked for anxiety disorders before rescheduling the surgery. FML

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Today, I was making a smoothie. I didn't plug in the blender until after all the ingredients were inside. I pushed the 'on' button. It was still on when I went to plug it in. With no lid. FML

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Today, it was my big sister's birthday, and I was told the iPod I ordered her online was not coming due to a mix up. I drove to three different electronic stores before I found the one she wanted. After spending forever in traffic, I came home to find a package on my doorstep. It was her iPod. FML

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Today, my wife of 12 years told me she would be more peaceful if I just killed myself. I argued that I’m not going to, but she assured me that I would. It’s just ‘when’ that’s in question. FML

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Today, I was backing out of my garage when my neighbour's collie ran behind my car. Unfortunately, I didn't see it, but I heard a thump. They were out, so I rushed him to the vet's. I was upset, and I guess I was driving too fast and didn't see that another dog was crossing the road. I killed two dogs today. FML

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