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By anon - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He became friendly with another dog, and I reached down to pet them both. Suddenly, an old woman ran up to me and whacked me with her cane repeatedly. Apparently, her previous dog had been kidnapped by a woman who looked a lot like me. FML
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hunny_kat 0

You should have kicked her in the kidneys and then apologized and told her that she looked a lot like another old woman who had previously hit you with her cane for no reason.

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survivalism 0

That crap is annoying. Take the cane and throw it next time.

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Colby_Colbert 0

#11 beat me 2 it

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Phallus_fml 0

Yeah, dognapping is a crime. Never do it again.

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DamienTheRabbit 0

Geez, I always read stories about violent elderly people! When you get older, do you suddenly have the innate desire to beat the sh*t out of people?

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kukopia 0

You need a bigger dog that's trained to protect you.

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happygoluckyhh 0

You mean DOGnapped. Haha. I know that's not funny...or punny! Haha...no? I made another pun.

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wasitfinaldest 0

old people strike again. PLEASE if you see her snap her cane in half kick her in the shin and run. this FML would be complete with: "I'm a guy" after saying that she thought u were the woman that stole dog. Stupid bitch i hate old ppl

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dogsickftl 0

Take her cane and beat her with it. Tell her she looked like the pile of shit your dog left on the floor this morning.

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