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Grown ups in the room

Tragics - 11/11/2009 18:53 - Canada

Today, my date sent me a text saying, "I'm sorry we're running late, we will be there shortly." I replied asking what she meant by "we." She said her parents, who were coming along to chaperone. I laughed about two 27 year-olds having chaperones, until she walked in with her parents. FML

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Overprotected - 19/06/2013 14:39 - United States

Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML

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Escape game

Anonymous - 05/12/2021 11:01

Today, my date escaped through a second-storey bathroom window before our drinks even arrived. She later texted me that it wasn’t my fault, I just reminded her too much of her father, even though I’m two years younger than her and look nothing like the photos I've seen of him. FML

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First Dates

mildver - 20/04/2009 04:51 - Costa Rica

Today, I went to a date with a girl I thought liked me. We sat down at a restaurant, ordered some food and started talking. After 30 minutes, she said with a sigh of relief, "THANK GOD! There's my dad. Now I can leave. Bye, thanks for the dinner." The food hadn't even arrived yet. FML

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Chris Hansen time

lloydLO - 24/10/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years-old. I'm 25. FML

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crawfo - 31/08/2009 13:54 - Australia

Today, whilst on a date I recieved my sixth missed call from my mother. I excused myself and went outside and called her, she and my father wanted to know why I was having dinner and holding hands with another man. It turns out they were also on a date. At the same place. FML

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anon - 16/03/2015 04:10 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML

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English - 01/12/2008 03:25 - Australia

Today, I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to go to the movies. She replies, "Sorry I have to do stuff with my parents" Her mum calls and by mistake my girlfriend pressed loud speaker, the first thing her mum said was "Be back at 11". FML

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anonymous - 24/10/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

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Sitcom moment

Anonymous - 24/01/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my crush invited me to her house and I ended up meeting her dad. Then she suddenly had to dash off because her boyfriend, whom I had no idea existed, unexpectedly had free time so they were going on a last minute date, which left me awkwardly sat there in the kitchen with her dad. FML

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And I oop

SuperBunny - - United States

Today, my boyfriend was taking me to dinner to meet his parents. As we pulled into the restaurant valet, I saw a woman in a slutty dress and hooker heels get out of the car ahead of us. I jokingly asked if we had accidentally pulled into a strip club, pointing at the woman. It was his mother. FML

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PurplePoet 5

Wednesday 11 November 2009 23:43

That's awful. lol parents like that are gonna be there on your wedding night, making sure you don't do anything "naughty" with their daughter

JP101 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 23:44

I'd be like, are they going to watch you give me head, too?

fishnugget 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 19:21

that reminds me of my girlfriends parents :P

teenagedream13 1

Thursday 28 July 2011 19:23

I don't get it.

Ketchup_Castle 30

Monday 29 August 2011 20:35

Wow. I wouldn't have gone out on that date.

Izabushel 65

Friday 15 February 2013 13:52

I know, too awkward.

morganbear52 1

Saturday 31 December 2011 23:22

Dude that sucks

notimaginary 7

Thursday 31 May 2012 16:47

Dealbreaker!

C0N71NG3NCY 6

Monday 1 October 2012 0:45

Therefore you promptly excused yourself and fled from the crazy woman, right?

ywolfgl 21

Monday 13 May 2013 12:22

What if the parents threatened her or something? That could very well happen!

WheelJackv01 8

Friday 16 May 2014 21:56

Dump that bitch

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 15 November 2014 16:17

I'd bail.

pinkstardust 9

Wednesday 29 July 2015 19:24

How did the date go?

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