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Get a load of this guy

Anonymous - 07/07/2011 22:52 - United Kingdom

Today, a businessman in his forties tackled me to the ground in an attempt to take my seat on a crowded train. When that didn't work, he called me a fat bitch and gave me the finger. The seat was given up for me because I'm seven months pregnant. FML

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protoplasm stole my seat - 26/01/2013 01:24 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, a pregnant woman got on the bus. There were no free seats, so I stood up to give her mine. An obese man pushed past her, waddled over, and oozed into my seat. I said it was for the pregnant lady. He called me a "sexist bitch" and claimed he needed it more. FML

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preggers - 08/02/2010 10:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I entered the crowded bus and one man sitting in the priority seat glanced at me. Upon seeing my protruding tummy, he quickly offered me his seat. I took the seat. I am not pregnant. FML

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Preggie - 07/07/2011 04:04 - Singapore

Today, a sweet old lady gave up her seat for me in the bus. She lectured the entire bus that seats should be given to those in need, like myself who is "heavily pregnant." I'm just fat. FML

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myleghurts - 12/11/2012 06:50 - Australia - Strathfield

Today, on my way to school, I was shouted at by an obnoxious businessman for sitting down on the train when a "full fare paying passenger" was standing. I would normally have given him the seat straight away, except I have a broken leg. I showed him my leg and crutches. He still made me get up. FML

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hunchbackofnotredamn - 29/09/2015 08:33 - United Kingdom - Southam

Today, I had to stand up on a train for my 4-hour journey. Why? Two pregnant women flew into unbridled rage with me over sitting in the priority seating, saying I was selfish. I'm recovering from spinal surgery. FML

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pinkpurplegurl - 24/09/2015 14:33 - China

Today, while taking the subway home, a woman offered me her seat. I smiled and declined. She said she insisted because of my "pregnancy." I was too ashamed to say I wasn't pregnant, so I just took the seat. FML

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InPain - 17/10/2019 16:00

Today, while riding the train, some druggie got into a dispute with some random passengers. Even though I didn't even look at them fighting, he decided I was a threat and punched me, a pregnant woman, and some bikers. Now I've got a black eye. FML

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a hex upon your anus, sir - 25/05/2013 16:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I got on the subway with a broken leg. A kind woman stood up and offered me her seat. Before I could sit down, a guy shoved past me and took it for himself. The woman and I pointed out my cast and crutches, and asked him to give up the seat. He responded by flipping us off. FML

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Third trimester - 26/05/2017 17:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, as I stepped into a subway car, I noticed some free seats and began walking towards them. A group of girls standing nearby looked at me, then at the seats, and made a run for them. They then high-fived, presumably as congratulations for sitting down before the pregnant lady could. FML

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NotAnExcuse - 07/11/2012 05:58 - United States

Today, a woman on the train demanded I give up my seat for her, claiming it was for people with disabilities. Tired from a long day at work, and seeing she had nothing wrong with her, I asked what her disability was. Apparently, obesity is one. FML

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rawrkittehpwnage 0

Friday 8 July 2011 1:44

that guy.. is a douche.

whiteboy7thst 2

Friday 8 July 2011 1:45

maybe he's on his period?

Dodie__fml 2

Friday 8 July 2011 1:52

people are saying slap him and cuss him out, what you should do is call the police and have arrested for two counts of aggravated assault

lethal_judgement 1

Friday 8 July 2011 2:18

I dont know if those are charges in the UK, but I agree. Have the billies arrest that bastard.

Kenya72083 0

Friday 8 July 2011 3:16

i second that

Dodie__fml 2

Friday 8 July 2011 5:15

have him* sorry, my brain decides to leave words put sometimes

soccergurl95 8

Friday 8 July 2011 1:55

what a dick.

darkness4dummies 0

Friday 8 July 2011 1:55

oh hell to the naw TELL THAT BIATCH OFF!!!! He shouldnt even talk to a woman that way beat him up too damn i would.

Dodie__fml 2

Friday 8 July 2011 2:06

what?

Imgonnahaveabf 9

Friday 8 July 2011 2:49

41: It's cal

Imgonnahaveabf 9

Friday 8 July 2011 2:51

41: It's called ghetto talk. Learn it right, honey.

GamerMatt97 0

Friday 8 July 2011 1:57

****** ********.Sorry for u and your unborn baby.flip him off and call him a fat bitch let see what he will do if cops r on his ass

xGoSuckAFatOnex 3

Friday 8 July 2011 1:58

Wow...that's pathetic of him -.-' He's a douche..

inkblotdrummer 6

Friday 8 July 2011 1:58

hmm, he musta been a lawyer

phatdaddy62 23

Friday 8 July 2011 5:37

and why is that?

howdmynosego 12

Friday 8 July 2011 2:01

that S.O.B.!

cdatribe23 0

Friday 8 July 2011 2:02

what a freeking douche!!! >:-(

missbays 1

Friday 8 July 2011 2:03

reading this made me extremely sad. some people are ******* heartless.

kkatzlove 10

Friday 8 July 2011 2:06

I would have slapped that ****** upside the head.

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