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Freak in the streets…

grocerystalker - 16/11/2012 05:58 - Australia - Newcastle

Today, I spotted a girl I have a crush on while grocery shopping. Before I could go over and say hi, I noticed her walk over and stroke a few kitchen knives through plastic wrapping. Then I spotted her in the dog food section sniffing rawhide bones with her eyes closed, looking very happy. FML

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rink.attendant.6 - 21/06/2012 15:40 - Canada - Dryden

Today, I saw my crush working the only open till at the grocery store. When she saw me approach her queue, she immediately called for more cashiers. FML

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Anonymous - 17/12/2012 00:58 - United States

Today, I saw my crush at the grocery store. He saw me and started walking towards me. I got so excited that I farted when he came near. FML

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godzilllla - 08/08/2015 01:59 - United States - Bothell

Today, while at the local supermarket, I spotted an attractive woman packing food into a shelf. Trying to be flirty, I asked where I could find the cream cheese. Apparently, it was on the shelf right behind me. I heard her mutter "idiot" under her breath. FML

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Dv0829 - 21/10/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, I went to the store with my girlfriend. She needed to use the bathroom so I started looking at the books. It wasn't until the manager shot me a weird look that I realized I'd wandered down too far and was looking at bridal magazines, holding tampons, dog treats, and hair spray. FML

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Anonymous - 06/10/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I saw my old high school crush in a grocery store. I panicked, because the last time I saw her, I was spouting embarrassing teenage incel horseshit at her, so I dodged out of view to look at something. She'd seen me, came over, and found me awkwardly crouched in the vegetable section, staring at a cucumber. FML

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Stalker or coincidence?

Jenny - 08/05/2020 05:00

Today, I went grocery shopping at the store near my house. Upon checking out, I look up to see that my cashier is none other than the woman I went on a date with a few months ago, and whose calls and texts I ignored after she began to obsess over me. FML

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brenami - 31/12/2010 06:13 - United States

Today, I took my daughter to the grocery store. The bag boy seemed to be flirting with me and smiling. He had to be half my age. Once in the car I glimpsed myself in the rear view mirror. I had chocolate completely covering one of my front teeth. FML

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chris - 09/06/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, I was walking my new dog and saw this girl that I've had a crush on for months. When I approached her, I tried to look 'macho' with my dog. However my dog thought it would be more attractive to pee on my leg. FML

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embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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fmlman - 15/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Rawlins

Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML

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accioshannon 17

Friday 16 November 2012 16:00

Well, she doesn't seem boring!

xXHollowIchigoXx 17

Friday 16 November 2012 16:01

Just a little grocery shopping, nothing to get all worked out about. I love the smell of cardboard and new books, I'll give em a whiff or two while I shop. Nothing wrong with that.

ant1078 7

Friday 16 November 2012 16:04

this isn't the kind of freaky you're supposed to be searching for op...

oneshot101 0

Friday 16 November 2012 16:04

She is perfect!

Aug1508 9

Friday 16 November 2012 16:06

Well you shouldn't be stalking her!!

amandajlucas2015 2

Friday 16 November 2012 17:30

Exactly how long were u following her around watching her before u decided to say hi.. Because the dog food and kitchen appliances are not on the same isle.. So maybe ur the creepy one

xNephilim 18

Friday 16 November 2012 18:30

Maybe, just maybe, OP didn't follow her but just happened to stumble across her being freaky twice? I know I see people usually at least twice at the grocery store, even if it's Walmart.

joethebiden 8

Friday 16 November 2012 16:06

Wild one. Put a ring on it. You (possibly) won't regret it.

perdix 29

Friday 16 November 2012 16:08

Get "Fifty Shades of Grey" and consider it her Owner's Manual. If you can convince her you are also into leather and knives, you can have a hot girlfriend, but the kind you don't bring home to Mother. . . ;) (weeenk!)

AussieChild 22

Friday 16 November 2012 16:11

This is just a normal shopping day in Australia, sheeshhh.

olpally 32

Friday 16 November 2012 16:12

If she knew you were stalking her, props to her getting you off her back, creeper... If not, well, she's just a strange person then... Lol.

Gordon12345 7

Friday 16 November 2012 16:51

I don't think he was stalking her, he probably just noticed her there and wanted a chance to talk to her.

olpally 32

Friday 16 November 2012 17:03

That's why I listed both suggestions... His username is a bit revealing though. "Grocerystalker" lol. I don't doubt he was trying to talk to her, but the username suggests otherwise.

Gordon12345 7

Friday 16 November 2012 19:46

I never noticed his name, thanks! It's just I noticed many people use the word "stalker" as a euphemism for "person who likes me but I don't like back".