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Anonymous - - United States

Today, my first graders released the butterflies we've been raising. The kids were sad that one had died in his cocoon and wouldn't be set free. Turns out that butterfly may have had a better fate: a flock of birds ate half of the others. Immediately after releasing them. In front of the kids. FML

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goodbyefriend - 21/08/2012 16:56 - United States - Worcester

Today, after a few weeks of smuggling a baby caterpillar into work every day just to make sure it ate and stayed alive long enough to turn into a butterfly, it finally did. Before it could fly free, a bird turned it into a snack. FML

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tryscal - 12/07/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, I was attempting to teach a bunch of 2nd and 5th graders on why it's so important to face your fears and try your best. It was going pretty well, until I was attacked by a pair of butterflies. I am afraid of butterflies - I ran away screaming like a little girl. FML

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Birdwatcher - 18/09/2012 16:19 - United States - Woodstock

Today, I found a tiny, featherless baby bird. I knew it was impossible, but I tried to keep it alive through the day. Before I could get it to the wildlife center, it died, and when I got all choked up over it, my mom started laughing at me and saying how "weak" I was. FML

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Anonymous - 18/03/2023 18:00

Today, I found out that my kids played around with a bunch of caterpillars they'd found in the yard, then informed me they'd eaten a few. I then had to scramble to Google "Is this kind of caterpillar poisonous?" FML

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anonymous - 07/06/2012 11:00 - United States

Today, I found out I have an incredible fear of butterflies. I discovered this after my mother took me to a butterfly sanctuary for some "mother-daughter bonding time." FML

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Ihatestraycats - 22/07/2023 12:00

Today, after we finished making my 6 year-old daughter a net to catch an injured baby bird, when she went out to catch it she witnessed a stray cat catch and eat it. FML

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Mariah Barnes - 24/07/2020 08:01

Today, I saved a baby bird from the site I work on. It was the runt and did not have any feathers and was neglected by the mother. I took care of it all day at work and planned on taking it to a wildlife reserve after work. Two minutes away from the reserve, we hit a pothole and I dropped it. It died. FML

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Ketchup - 22/06/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, my brother and I found a little bird that couldn't fly. While trying to convince my mom that it couldn't fly so we could keep it, I lightly tossed it in the air and it landed a few feet in front of me. Then my cat grabbed it and ate it. FML

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Mr. E - 14/11/2018 17:30

Today, as I was teaching my 10th grade biology honors class, a student came in with a dead frog and asked if we could dissect it. He tried to toss it to me and missed, so it landed in a girl's lap. She threw up all over me. FML

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livgasms - - United Kingdom

Today, my family decided it would be hilarious to catch the biggest moths they could and let them loose in my room. I'm terrified of moths and they thought it would be "funny as hell" to watch me freak out. FML

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anglcdvl89 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 23:06

So they learn about life and death...killing two birds with one stone. Or two butterflies with one bird. Take your pick.

boatiebanter 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 23:04

#4/5: You are aware that there a lots of different kinds of birds, right? With different diets? There aren't really enough worms in the world to sustain the entire avian population. Plenty of birds are insectivores. And, at least the kids learned about 'the circle of life'? I would have been pretty upset if a bird ate my butterfly though :(

Quinnjamin 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 22:00

lol

blondemoment 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:13

What better way to learn about the Circle of Life? FYL

simplewhimsy 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:26

I would have loved to see that. Even if the kids were sad, they have a great memory now. Seriously, what are the odds?

Nicolio08 2

Friday 1 May 2009 1:16

This happened to me when I was in 1st grade, my teacher released our butterflies as our shreaks of horror filled the grassy area. The ravens had swooped down and destroyed our beloved butterflies

Misanthropist 0

Friday 1 May 2009 2:17

Good, teach the little hooligans about the inevitability of life and death early. Maybe half of them wont be 'emos' in a decade.

legs_etc_ 0

Friday 1 May 2009 3:33

Today, I was finally going to be released by the giants that raised me and my family. They didn't realise that I was still in my chrysalis, yet to escape. It was then that I saw a flock of air-monsters devour almost all of my entire family. Immediately after fighting for freedom. In front of some teacher who then had the audacity to complain about what it meant for her. FML # 70, thank you for illustrating how forums turn from innocent reflections on amusing tales to a brutal world of ruthless bickering about.. insects. # 79, that's heart breaking!