Excuuuuuuuuse me!

By LadySteveMartin - 02/04/2013 00:18 - United States - Woonsocket

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Today, I finally had the best sex I've ever had with this really hot guy I've been hanging out with lately. I thought everything was all well and good until he turned to me and said, "You know, your orgasm face kinda reminds me of Steve Martin, but in a good way." FML
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Not_Impressed13 9

The important thing to remember is that you had an ****** face.

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Ashamed_Sister 60

Maybe he can enjoy a Steve-Martin-face because he is secretly gay. At least your face reminds him of something good.

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ouibijou 15

Doesn't matter; had sex. Go along with it op

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samimcCune 15

ha, maybe take it as a good thing that he thinks he can say anything to you. I mean, he had the balls to say that, laugh about it, and still mention it was a good thing. not to terrible, plus he actually got you off which unfortunately is not common enough. and it was your best sex ever. all in all, i'd say don't whine about little things like that. even the most beautiful women in the world, whoever that is to anyone, has an ugly face at some point and he never even said ugly. with knows maybe Steve Martin is one of his favorites.

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Fedezzer 20

He gave you a compliment, take it and run!

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