Ewwwwwww

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, instead of pushing me away or simply stopping for a minute, my girlfriend kept kissing me as she was trying to get phlegm out of her throat. The slimy goo ended up in the back of my mouth. I can still taste it. FML
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redbluegreen 40

As if it needed to be said, her actions were snot for the greater good.

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Doortje 29

Oh my.. *shudders* *shudders again* Brr. Yuck.

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BWill9014 4

omfg... that's so gross and I normally don't find many things gross... wow that's just... I don't even know what else to say... FYL

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lifelovemusic913 3

why didn't you push her away or stop kissing her ....

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millionaire93 0

I guess she's getting you back for Cummings in her mouth....? idk.

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mizzflory 5

maybe she wants you to break up with her n that was plan A n if u didn't break up with her imagine how much nastier plan B will get ewww

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kemando 22

yes, your girlfriend couldn't stop making out with you, FYL indeed -.- it's just phlegm get over it, and have a can of coke.

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JenL_fml 7

I'd have spat it in her face. >.>

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amiemariej 0

YDI because you didn't stop kissing her when she started hacking

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