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By pokie - 30/08/2009 05:38 - United States

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Today, I told my boyfriend that my fantasy was for him to eat me out on the dinner table. My boyfriend told me his was me in a Pikachu costume. FML
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growingupnextmon 3

Well, i must admit pokemon was incredibly cool back in the day and still kinda is. So essentially your Bf is awesome.

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The_Disturbed 5

Don't forget...when you cum, shout "Pi - Pikachu!" And that, my dear, will make you a legend. But yea...totally not an FML.

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Diligent17 4

This is not an FML there. You gotta think outside of the box. Pikachu's cute, so he thinks your cute like Pikachu. Think of this as a foreplay that won't require you to to something your too uncomfortable with like anal.

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VampyrXPixie 0

the outfit doesn't matter much, u won't b wearing it for long. ^.^

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bosshaug 0

What does it mean when people put & I don't get it

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n530411351 9

I say he's one step up from a furry because pikachu is an imaginary animal so he won't one day actually do it. FYL

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Six_and_the_Moon 3

TBH, I would be relieved if that were my boyfriend's fantasy. Not because I like Pokemon (bit old for that), but because so many guys would immediately go for threesomes or lesbian shit. Seriously, if I had to choose between 'my bf wants me to wear an [insert anything] costume, or 'my bf wants to have sex with another woman/wants me to **** some other chick/wants me to dp with him and a 12" black dude/wants me to deep-throat his fist/548,783,473 other possibilities', I don't think the choice would be very difficult at all. Neither FML nor YDI.

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DameGreyWulf 0

You got a good point there, lol. I don't get why guys are into the lesbian stuff. I mean, all the Girls Gone Wild and such is all... fake. Like, really, really fake. Obnoxiously, painfully fake. I can't think of a better way to put it, but whenever I see **** (les, gay, or straight) and I see this kind of fake, I immediately stop watching it. I feel very unimpressed, and sometimes even slightly disgusted. I don't see how anyone can get turned on by some random ***** doing... nothing, really. I guess it's because I'm a girl. (By *****, I AM including mansluts, too)

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lollercoasters 0

It sounds like a wonderful family feast to me.

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shenshen 0

That's hilarious! If you get him to minus the Pikachu your good, lol!

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Verms55 0

let him eat u on a pikachu costume then everyones happy lol

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