Distance makes the heart…

By unknown - 27/02/2012 17:42 - United States

Today, I called my husband, who is currently stationed in Japan, to see how he was doing. According to his girlfriend, he's doing fine. FML
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seximexi911 10

Oh wow I'm so sorry. Usually it's the other way around. Either way, it still sucks :(

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ProhibitionRose 14

Oh all the evil things you could do... I'd start with calling his command and informing them of his extra marital affairs, as you see the military seriously frowns upon that shit. Then, once the douchebag gets into deep shit, you can serve him with divorce papers. But remember, if you have the attorneys on the base closest to you representing you first, he has to find the expensive non-military ones. **** him, you can do better. And don't buy that crap about military men having a different girl in every country. Real men don't do that shit.

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stepymac 15

Bitch him out!!!!

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rocketiquette 20

I'd pretend to not know til he came home. I'd make that ****** bankrupt and leave his ass as soon as he stepped foot in the door.

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Orchard 33

I like the way you think, rocketiquette...I guess the downside is when you're married, and your accounts are joint, OP's credit would get ****** up too..so I guess if OP is OK with going down with him in financial flames, it's all good

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jokinghazard 3

Hope he still lives there! At least then he's far away

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cpr774 3

Adultery is illegal in the US military

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pl0xs3rver 45

As someone who is currently serving, I can tell you that nobody in the military gives a shit about it. ******* pisses me off.

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Amandaeve16 4

Adultery is illegal in the military!

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rabid_otaku 29

ワタシ ワ あナタ お 方んと二 ゴめんあさイ。(I'm really sorry)

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OneOnJuanAction 22

At least he's doing fine, he's in the military, and hasn't been shot or killed yet.

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