Did I mention…?

By ksztte - 27/02/2010 13:17 - United States

Today, the soon-to-be father of my baby told me he thinks I'm an extremely selfish person, and that I don't love him. His reasoning? I haven't given him a back rub in two weeks, sleep too much, and have a hormonal problem. Once again: I AM PREGNANT! FML
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noobgang7 5

wow.. new hubby time... Hope you enjoy your bundle of joy

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maskedman 9

If he thinks you are being selfish now, you are going to seem like Hitler once that baby slithers out of your ******.

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marine10_fml 0

mistake on husband but congratzs on baby

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abalgatti 0

nature never intended for humans to be in monogamous relationships anyway do you shouldnt expect anything from this guy. oh and YTDI if you arent married yet and are pregnant

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kikiface 1

"oh and YTDI if you arent married yet and are pregnant" lol grow up, it's not the 1950s anymore.

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clockworklolita 3

Wait wait wait... you said 'nature never intended for humans to be in monogamous relationships' but then went on to say that the OP 'TDI' if she's pregnant without being married? Don't you think that sounds a bit contradictory?

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DreamerofWorlds 0

It is COMPLETELY contradictory, 114, thank you for pointing it out. :) And what makes you say that humans aren't meant for monogamous relationships? There are lots of other animals that mate with one person/creature for life. Your comment makes no sense whatsoever.

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Nis3y_Babi 0

wooowwww all those corrections were tottaly uncalled for. this isn't a ******* essay... stop being a jerk and kill urself

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wandaax03 0

Yeah.. but still. A lot of women just milk their pregnancy for all it's worth. Idk 0P, doesn't sound like you're being very understanding either; I mean, he's not ever gonna feel what you're feeling, so he can't ever TrUly get it. Both of you need to just chiill out. Fyourbaby'sL for having two parents who can't work anything out.

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wandaax03 0

87: Wow. According to you, telling someone to kill themself is a lot nicer than correcting their grammar. You're pretty smart! I can TOTALLY see your logic there.

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purpleisacolor 0

wow. 87 maybe someone else will have 2 itll be quicker.

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hey0_fml 0

i think you guys are being harsh saying she's over-doing the whole pregnant thing. i think this fml sounds like they just got into this fight and she was blowing off steam by submitting this. she was probably upset and that's why she sounds selfish, but seriously, i don't know what it is like to be pregnant, so i'm not going to judge her hormones.

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