Embarrassing and Work: Damp patch

Damp patch

By mommy - 17/11/2010 12:09 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my first day back to work since having my first baby. To show I'd caught up on everything, I had to give a presentation at the end of the day to the heads of my department. It went really well until the end, when one of them pointed out that breast milk had been leaking through my clothes the entire time. FML

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By blargh - 03/10/2013 17:39 - Russian Federation - Moscow

Today, at work, I was taking a woman's measurements while she held her screaming baby. To silence the infant, she whipped out her breast right there and started feeding him. Moments later, he puked breast milk all over my desk. FML

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Nervous nelly

By Anonymous - 05/08/2025 12:00 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I was doing a big presentation at work and got nervous. My white shirt showed massive sweat stains in the most unfortunate places, including my lower stomach, making it look like I had peed myself standing up. FML

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By oooops - 24/01/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, was my first day at a new job. I was really pleased with how much positive attention I was getting in a mainly male office. Guess whose shirt was see-through. FML

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By exposed - 15/03/2010 06:35 - United States

Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML

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Fashion accessory

By Anonymous - 13/08/2021 06:01

Today, I got ready for work in the dark, and it was noon before someone told me that I had one of my wife's pantyliners stuck to the back of my pants. I'd just given a presentation to 80 people. FML

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By gamerlaura - 21/07/2016 22:09 - United Kingdom - Blaenau-ffestiniog

Today, I went to the store to get groceries. After getting all the stuff I need, and was heading towards the checkout point, I heard a baby cry and instantly felt coldness on my shirt. Yes I was lactating, and yes it was noticeable. FML

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By don't cry over spilled milk - 23/11/2016 14:33 - United States - Elmendorf Afb

Today, after struggling with breastfeeding and trying to build up my milk supply, I was finally able to pump a full 6 oz! I celebrated by immediately spilling it all over my lap. FML

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By Uglyshirts - 09/04/2009 08:44 - South Africa

Today, I was the first one to wear the ugly corporate shirts we received. The people in my office-all of them guys were all saying that it looked a lot better than they thought it would. Later that day I went to the toilet and saw the shirt gapes open in front and you could see my boobs. FML

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By milkysubstance - 14/03/2017 05:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I went to the doctor's to find out why I was producing small amounts of milky liquid from my nipples, even though I'm not pregnant. When she asked me to show her, I squirted on her shirt. FML

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Handy

By Employee - 07/08/2012 19:17 - United States - Lincoln

Today, while at work, I used the restroom. After I noticed we were out of paper towels, I just tried shaking my hands dry. I then readjusted my bra, since it'd been driving me crazy all day. After getting back to my cubicle, I realized that I had two wet handprints over my boobs. FML

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Efilyn 0

Wednesday 17 November 2010 19:04

That's not your fault. At least you presented well.

hashmita 0

Wednesday 17 November 2010 19:06

That's pretty embarrassing, even though it's not your fault.

Comments

thisgirl2u 9

Wednesday 17 November 2010 19:29

well these things happen but now you know to buy some disposable breast pads?

Pookiebear0389 2

Wednesday 17 November 2010 19:30

if they don't like it they can suck it (no pun intended)

MuchDance90s 0

Wednesday 17 November 2010 19:30

Not your fault.

Jewelofagal 2

Wednesday 17 November 2010 19:36

You work with a boor. A gentleman or lady would never embarrass someone like that person did to you. Hopefully, your employer doesn't have the boor out representing the company to customers or suppliers.

mfmylifesrsly 29

Wednesday 17 November 2010 19:38

What's worse is leaking during sex. Or is it?

TheB0a 5

Wednesday 17 November 2010 20:51

I would think not since It wouldn't really be "leaking" more like squeezing them out durin sex. I assume there has to be couples out there who enjoy doin this.

ImaginaryFoe 0

Wednesday 17 November 2010 21:08

It depends. Do you normally have sex in the conference room with multiple people and your boss looking on?

sourgirl101 28

Wednesday 17 November 2010 21:19

Lol, the way your mind works IF(:

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 18 November 2010 3:15

LOL Good Lord, Imaginary Foe. I wish there was a 'favorite' button for comments. I'll settle for bumping up the 'thumbs up'

eytanrodin 0

Friday 19 November 2010 2:08

I thought it would be gross till my wife started having babies. It's very hot during sex when the breasts let down and start dripping. OP had an embarrassing but vert normal experience.

Jewelofagal 2

Wednesday 17 November 2010 19:39

Above all, breasts have a utilitarian purpose. You wouldn't exist as your ancestors wouldn't have survived without the food their mother's breasts provided.