Culture wars By j1hill33 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States Today, my dad told my little brother that Tokyo is in China. This is the same guy who yells at me every time I get a "B" on a report card. FML I agree, your life sucks 35 643 You deserved it 2 440 Share Tweet Share
Today, I was washing dishes after eating Christmas leftovers. I pulled a knife out of the drying rack and put it away to avoid cutting myself on it, yet I still managed to scrape my thumb on an errant fork in the sink. FML I agree, your life sucks 346 You deserved it 120
Today, I got a massage. Just as I was starting to relax, the massage therapist drooled on my face. FML I agree, your life sucks 31 533 You deserved it 2 191
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from Facebook, requesting my confirmation that we were engaged. FML I agree, your life sucks 104 677 You deserved it 7 439
Today, after a fight with my parents, I told them I was running away. They said, "Good. Now we have less to pay in child support." FML I agree, your life sucks 1 209 You deserved it 825
Today, I went to my school to take my yearbook picture. I was wearing a shirt that said ANALOG on the front. When I bent in to take the picture, part of my shirt overlapped itself. Now I'm known as the ANAL kid in the yearbook. FML I agree, your life sucks 44 109 You deserved it 18 950
Today, I cried while masturbating because I genuinely couldn't think of a single person that would fuck me in real life. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 015 You deserved it 366
Just like how the attack on Pearl Harbor by the Roman Empire took place in Sydney, Australia.
Welcome to the life of a son/daughter.