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Creeped out

Anonymous - - United States - Coraopolis

Today, the boy who sits next to me in class accidentally dropped his sketch pad. It turns out he's really talented at drawing portraits. They're so good that I could recognize myself in all of them. FML

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NeatNit 32

Thursday 13 February 2014 10:56

Boy's got a crush on you. He's shy. Ask him out.

De_Bri 16

Thursday 13 February 2014 11:00

Hm that sounds a little sketchy.

ahsanmasood 4

Thursday 13 February 2014 12:32

honey this is not an fml :) the boy is clearly infatuated with you... and he's probably an artist...be nice to him if you don't like him that way, and if there is a chance that you could like him THAT way...then make the move, cause he has probably been admiring you from the distance from a while now...

fernthefern 0

Monday 16 January 2017 20:17

Why would that be a fml?

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Today, for the first time in my life, a girl showed interest in me. She sent me a text message saying she wanted to come over and fuck my brains out. This would've made me the happiest guy alive, if only she weren't my extremely drunk sister. FML

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Today, in the middle of sex, I was desperate for a fart but tried to hold it in so we weren't forced to stop halfway. Unfortunately, I accidentally let the fart escape, along with runny diarrhea, all over my husband's legs and groin. The smell caused him to vomit all over me. FML

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Today, I got fired for failing a drug test for weed. My boss is the one who sells me weed. FML

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Today, my fiance finally began seeing a therapist, after months of my begging him to. The therapist convinced him that he and I had "irreconcilable differences" so now he's asked for the ring back. FML

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Today, I found out that "going for a meal and going out clubbing" for New Year's means me cooking for my mates and driving them to the pub. FML

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