Intimacy, Sex and Awkward: Concerning - FML

Concerning

By Anonymous - 22/07/2025 02:00 - United Kingdom

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Today, during sex I wasn’t really into it so I was letting my mind wander and it randomly settled on my sister's birthday and how I needed to buy a gift. As my husband seemed like he was about to finish, I faked my orgasm and accidentally moaned my sister's name. He heard me, so now he’s "concerned". FML

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By stupid me - 28/10/2020 06:02 - Israel

Today, while hugging my sister's husband, I accidentally let out a "Mmm…" sound in front my whole family. FML

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By silvercity09 - 26/05/2009 03:04 - Canada

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Today, was my sister's and dad's birthday. I accidentally mixed up the gifts I got for them and my dad ended up with a vibrator. He wasn't very happy. FML

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By eeh - 07/05/2009 14:45 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2014 18:46 - United States - Swartz Creek

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Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend, and I cheekily told him about something I'd read that's supposed to feel really good during sex. I then heard his sister sarcastically say, "Yeah, that does feel pretty good". Apparently he'd had me on speaker the whole time. FML

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By scalmon - 13/05/2011 17:08 - United States

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Today, while making love to my wife, I let slip her sister's name. I don't think it would calm her down much if I told the truth: I was actually thinking of an ex girlfriend who shares the same name. FML

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By jill - 25/02/2014 16:59 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML

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By OhFseriously123 - 06/08/2009 10:05 - Italy

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Today, I was having sex with a girl. She was really into it and not holding back on the noise...That is, until I received a text message from my little sister next door reading "If she is making that much noise, she is probably faking it...Trust me, I know." FML

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No way

By 3sacrowd - 17/11/2009 03:46 - Canada

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Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2014 21:48 - United States - Gainesville

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Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML

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Disrespectful

By awskme - 09/01/2010 00:36 - France

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Today, I was having passionate sex with my girlfriend of nine months. She was making a lot of noise, so I told her to keep it down, and reminded her that my parents and sister downstairs. A few minutes later, I got a text from my sister, saying my parents wanted to make sure I was wearing a condom. FML

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karan7991kumar 6

Friday 15 August 2025 5:03

well, you can solve both issues. just aak your sis/give her a threesome for her. birthday with you and your husband

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karan7991kumar 6

Friday 15 August 2025 5:03

well, you can solve both issues. just aak your sis/give her a threesome for her. birthday with you and your husband

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