Intimacy: Classy

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By Username - 07/06/2011 06:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear, "It's not gonna suck itself." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2015 21:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML

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By miiiiilk - 05/12/2010 11:12 - United States

Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML

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By Bllllaaaaaah - 24/09/2019 04:01 - United States - Juno

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. At one point, he started to kiss my ear. Then, he stopped, went into the bathroom, and came out with about four Q-tips. He then said to me, "Just take care of your ears, then I'll continue." FML

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By during - 19/05/2010 12:12 - United States

Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML

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By dummy - 17/02/2012 00:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2010 17:34 - Canada

Today, after going down on my boyfriend, we were cuddling and I went to kiss him. Just before I could reach his lips, he ran his finger over my mouth and whispered, "S-s-s-semen." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:16 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML

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By katie - 25/05/2011 08:23

Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML

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By Sharibabi65 - 07/03/2012 06:16 - United States

Today, I told my fiancé I wanted to hear something romantic. He said, "My dick loves your mouth." I guess that's as good as it's going to get. FML

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Acting is hard work

By S. Dub - 10/04/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that I needed to moan louder so that he knew I was enjoying it. Reluctantly, I put a little 'umph' into my moans during the next round. He pulled out and said, "It's just awkward now." FML

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Fx13mz 7

Tuesday 7 June 2011 11:56

I'm stealing that line from him.

ambowew 7

Tuesday 7 June 2011 11:58

Time to point to his hand and say 'no, but you're gonna be shaking it yourself tonight.'

Comments

Boomer21 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 18:38

Well OP you can't beat that logic

simsimma88 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 18:44

winning! rofl

blo1983 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 4:24

you have yahoo messenger?

Shadow_Phantom 26

Tuesday 7 June 2011 19:04

Ugh... FYL.

cmoneyybh 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 19:09

hell yeah!!! im using that on my gf tonight

theonlysweetpea 10

Tuesday 7 June 2011 19:13

#141 FTW

rambozombie 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 19:17

suck it!!!! that's not nice to not follow through. he is just letting you know what he likes. my man just pushes my face down there. turns me on :)

BigD3452 6

Monday 7 April 2014 21:51

U rock my chick uses her teeth when I do that and gets pissed when I ask for head.. FML :(

DueOrDie 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 19:26

damn that sound somthing I would of done too lol

KGabehart9 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 19:34

well he's not wrong.

KGabehart9 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 19:37

well he's not wrong.

coocook 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 19:57

hahahhaha, i love your boyfriend :L

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