Class act

By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
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AngryNinja 1

that is uncalled for. I hope you left.

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chih 0

I hope you smack the shit out of him. Get it? butt jokes...

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Beagle96 0

WTF people are just messed up in the head.

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4toestatue 7

ahhh what's more romantic than a hot body gas inhaled directly from the anus?

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Cptn_Oblivious 0

This is best said in afrikaans: Moer hom! - i think you'll get the gist ;]

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jayjay777 0

I farted... haha, Austin Powers references... your life definitely sucks. I hope he somehow meant that in a nice way.

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noshitsherlock 0

That is disgusting and not funny. I would dump his loser ass, if I were you.

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skyeyez9 24

fart in a can of Pringles, quickly close the lid and offer him some.

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Squit_fml 16

That is one awesome dude. You should be proud of him.

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UberFail79 0

So, throughout my childhood, my older brother was actually saying, "I own you"?

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