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limegreenpoopie - - United States - Valrico

Today, my boyfriend's obsession with card tricks reached a new low. He barged into the bathroom while I was taking a crap and asked me to pick a card. FML
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You don't want to know where he was going to pull your card from after pretending to mess up the trick…

He just wanted you to pick the number two while you were going number two