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By anonymous - 20/11/2015 19:07 - United States

Today, my ex got arrested for stealing. His new girlfriend texted me asking if I could lend her money to bail him out. FML
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Tamandua 19

Give her a nickel and tell her not to spend it all in one place.

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XxDanno316xX 27

Either she is really brave or really ******* stupid. Fyl op.

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sadshithappens 7

You musn't lend her money. That is hers and your ex's problem. She is so brave and stupid.

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meatmaeta 21

Go to the police station, laugh and walk out. No pain no gain. Two cents? Please.

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NYGiants1925 22

Give her a quarter & tell her to use it to call someone who cares.

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YesIamjudgingU 4

I bet you gave it to her, didn't you?

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Jrthesnowman87 3

i hope you laughed as hard as you could before texting her No

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ebolson1019 12

Please tell me you said no, you never contact the ex expect to talk about how much of a douche they are after you break up

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petergozinya37 8

It's moments like this that bring out the irony in life. I hope you did absolutely nothing. Just enjoy it.

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urbanbigfoot 20

Leave him in there. He is not your burden anymore.

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Asianjaned 9

Tell her a time and place. Just don't show up!

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