Caturday surprise!

keeperstride - - United States

Today, I tried to wash my cat in the shower, conveniently naked myself. He disapproved, scratching my man-parts and nicking a vein. I just got back from the hospital with an infection, swollen nuts, and a hole in my butt for which I had to get a shot of antibiotics. FML
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Aoife 0

Haha, there's a place and time for everything. You can't ALWAYS get the pussy into the shower with you. x]

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9k5 0

Give me a good reason for trying to wash your cat and I won't put YDI.

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redbluegreen 40

I can only think of flea baths. But even then...

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luvs2splooge42 0

i wonder if it ever crossed your mind that cats don't like water... and that they clean themselves so you don't need to bathe them (unless they have fleas of course)

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doubleAbattery 0

You're an idiot.

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ChocolatexGames 0

Wow. honestly to take a shower with your cat.... naked. what more can i say?!

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robscorgie 0

I can guarantee you that not a single employee at that hospital believed the 'i was trying to wash the cat' story. Infact I don't really believe it...

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TheTruth1428 0

I call fake. There's no way anyone is that stupid.

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screwloose 0

Yeah, this is obviously fake. So obviously, it shouldn't have made it through moderation.

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slave_to_misery 0

That's not the wet p*ssy that your friends are talking about...

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Aoife 0

The wet pussy your friends talk about is usually a lot more open to new things.

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becki_fml 0

Pretty sure they don't make 8 inch long OR wide needles. Please correct me if I'm wrong. Poor cat hahaha

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save_me_08 0

i think the OP meant the convenience of taking a shower and washing the cat at the same time...sorta killing two birds with one stone. And if he did the whole pet show thing i don't think he would shower naked w/ the cat...although...maybe he would

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