Broken

By ish - 14/08/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "So, how about some break up lovin'?" FML
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redbluegreen 40

"How about some 'break up you-getting-kicked-in-the-balls?'"

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NonchalantSavant 0

You left out the most important part: Who won the game?

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missadeline_fml 0

sooo; you kicked him in the nuts right? because that totally wouldve been plausable.

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XxCoolPersonxX 0

This sounds like an FML ive read before

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Hailstorm88 0

slap him, then kick him in the nuts

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Seana01 0

All I gotta say is this: WHAT A DOUCHE-CANOE!!

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Maddy121 0

Say, How about a breakup ********? And then punch him in the balls as hard as you can

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Smilez12 0

oh hell nahh u should of not even bother going to the game. should of just been like ur lost. then flash him lol jk

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xxScarletxx 3

I Wouldn't Have Even Gone To The Game! Pshtt I Would've Walked Home Or Just Called A Friend To Come Pick Me Up. I Wouldn'tve Cried Either, I Would've Just Said "Yay! Finally!" And Run Off, Pretending To Be Happy. When You're Outta Sight, Then You Can Start Crying :P

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