Boozehound

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I was refused employment at a liquor store. Their reason? I'm a regular customer and they're afraid I'll drink all their profits. FML
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ItsAllAnIllusion 2

Wouldn't you having experience shopping there and liking the products make you more useful as a salesperson? That wasn't a very wise choice on their part.

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omfg_creepers 8

Did you apply for the chance of employee discounts?

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annie_nk 22

For all we know OP could be a responsible drinker. Or maybe he's an alcoholic. If he's not, **** his life for the people at the liquor store to assume he'll drink them dry. If he is a drunk, makes sense not hiring him.

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dogpfcorn 11

Just get a new liquor store that's no way to treat a regular!! Or buy a bar I honestly prefer buying a bar

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padlarf 14

For me, it all depends on just how regular a customer OP is. A bottle of wine or sixpack of beer a week? Hire the man already. A bottle of Jack a day? They are probably right not to hire him.

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baby_shaker9000 5

So, you'll drink the money they make?

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pinksnowflake 2

What kind of liquor store allows its employees to drink the merchandise for free or purchase it below cost?

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mackdeezy 22

So i guess they'll hire a mormon. No offense to mormons

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annie_nk 22

The only Mormons that would take offense to that are the ones who can't take a joke. So all of them would be lol. (I come from a strict Mormon family btw)

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fmladdict82 1

You and your friends and family should stop shopping there so they don't get any profit from you

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RentaName 15

I guess it depends on how much you are buying. If you are constantly buying an insane amount of liquor, they shouldn't hire you. Who would want to hire an known alcoholic?

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vbmg152 18

Never get a job at any place you're a regular at! They know all about your habits!

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