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By Bad open mic night - 25/09/2025 00:00

Today, I thought I was alone in the breakroom, so as I reheated my lunch, I started practicing my stand-up comedy routine out loud. I was halfway through a joke about constipation when the vending machine guy poked his head out from behind the vending machine he was restocking and said, “Don’t quit your day job.” FML
I agree, your life sucks 99
You deserved it 413

Same thing different taste

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Save the shit jokes for Jeff Dunham. Hey, that works on two levels. I'm a comedy genius! Unlike you.

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Save the shit jokes for Jeff Dunham. Hey, that works on two levels. I'm a comedy genius! Unlike you.