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fuck - 13/07/2013 17:22 - United Kingdom - Farnham

Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML

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Hollerz90 - 02/04/2020 23:00

Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML

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wtf - 16/05/2014 22:25 - Australia - Narangba

Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML

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Anonymous - 16/02/2021 22:58

Today, I was helping my Dad with an internet issue he was having. He gave me his tablet to check it out. I opened the browser, and there were 8 tabs open. All of them were PornHub. FML

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waitwhat - 18/03/2012 20:46 - United Kingdom - Bournemouth

Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML

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;)loganberry(; - 27/12/2011 17:58 - United States

Today, my dad walked into my room, threw some magazines on my bed, and calmly said "You left your porn in the bathroom again." FML

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oopsydaddy - 14/08/2018 06:00

Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML

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Anonymous - 22/07/2015 11:52 - United States - Garland

Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML

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PizzaNIF - 13/07/2016 17:58 - United States - Henderson

Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML

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wowthatwould - 04/12/2011 21:39 - United States

Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML

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Anonymous - 22/10/2011 23:26 - United States

Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML

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Saturday 13 July 2013 23:03

Three strokes and you're out.

RoseBlack123 37

Saturday 13 July 2013 23:03

He's right.

Obey_StudBoii 23

Sunday 14 July 2013 0:15

Who said anything about apples? lol JK JK.

Raesin 21

Sunday 14 July 2013 0:16

C'mon people, how would having a girlfriend change the situation. Maybe OP already has one. People in relationships still watch **** together and/or separate.

chocolatefrog28 29

Sunday 14 July 2013 0:16

Rookie, always have a decoy tab ready. Plan ahead before you're pretending you're getting head.

Obey_StudBoii 23

Sunday 14 July 2013 0:20

Instead of ****, how about going out and finding a nice woman (or man) and socially interacting.

DrownedMyFish 18

Sunday 14 July 2013 1:20

Watching **** doesn't automatically mean you are not an active and social person.

wonders8 3

Sunday 14 July 2013 0:38

Ok atleast if you're going to do that, lock your room door?

caitiebug1119 15

Sunday 14 July 2013 0:40

This, Sir Jack Off, is probably why the "Show desktop" button next to the clock was invented. Or maybe you should just give your hand a break, Mr. Off.