Blasphemy

By Anonymous - 21/09/2025 12:00

Today, while reorganising my very extensive book collection, I found my 16th century Bible had about 15 pages glued together with what I suspect is 30 year-old raspberry jam. My son might be 36 years-old now but he’s going to get it when I see him. FML
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mike3775 36

So you are going to yell at him for something you don’t even know if he remembers doing or if he even did it at all? Talk about petty as hell. How do you know it wasn’t done by one of his friends at the time?

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mike3775 36

So you are going to yell at him for something you don’t even know if he remembers doing or if he even did it at all? Talk about petty as hell. How do you know it wasn’t done by one of his friends at the time?

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TomeDr 24

You know, there are people out there who REPAIR and clean old books, right?? (See my username)

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angus 16

You’d do more good chucking the poisonous volume out

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DLBL 20

Even if you're anti-Bible, you must know the value of old tomes regardless of the title.

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DLBL 20

YDI because who keeps a 16th Century Bible anywhere a child could access it! It should be locked under glass at least, or in a museum. This is your fault.

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poopface82 23

If you really gave a damn about that Bible, it wouldn’t have been in a place where a 6-year-old could smear raspberry jam on it and you would have discovered it long before he was old enough to have kids of his own.

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bidet 9

The statute of limitations on vandalism is much shorter than 30 years.

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