Back on the wagon
By photomark - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
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Kepp checking your poop you could be rich by next month
When you find a hundred dollar bill, call me.
I wouldn't call 7, just call DocBastard so he can blog about it
I think I just discovered a new kind of stupidity.
makin it poop is the new make it rain
enonymous
8
I know how someone is paying for that next cup of coffee.
Dude! You gotta change that!
Not so much (;
Good thing u didnt go blind
^ he swallowed a quarter; not a nickle. Therefore, he can't get nickle poisoning.
unitedfan11
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Sounds like you just do stupid shit in general...
u can go blind if u eat a nickle? wth!
B_CeouL
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Now that's what you call shit for change
Lame pun Jabawockee makes lame puns.
lol
brianfantana32
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Well I guess that was a shhhhhhhhhi- tough situation that must've been painful and shocking. What did you think I was going to say? But seriously, how did you manage to get it down there.
you really need to CHANGE your attitude...
How shitty!
How is this shitty? OP is officially a ******* piggy bank! OP, when you go to college take a laxative.. instant tuition..
iamesauce
4
It's shitty because if a debt collector knows this, all they'll need to do is beat the shit out of him for the money.
That's not funny
davidisbeast
12
At least you got the quarter back :D that's a whole TWENTY FIVE cents !
davidisbeast
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And here come the retards that are gonna thumb me down because they are too stupid to recognize sarcasm ....
No shit sherlock
Oh_Hayy_Its_Lex
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hmm, some people dont know how to take a joke?^
davidisbeast
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77- I guess not x)
thatsphuckedsoba
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No shit sherlock
jessiejess020
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don't spend it all in one place!
And DON'T tell the cashier where it's been ... Or maybe tell them -after- they have taken it. *evil laugh*
Just be thankful you passed it, rather than getting stuck. not going to lecture you much but eating change is something I think a child would be more likely to do. I hope you're a good party animal then.
Hey the guy that took you home was nice enough to give cab fare...just in the wrong place.
2wenty0ne21
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Well use it for a gumball...
I hardly think it's worth it. ._.
thatsphuckedsoba
0
What the ****
GrammarNazzzzzi
6
If you eat at least four of those, you can get it in dollars xD
Steve95401
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At least OP didn't shit in Santa's lap - I hope not anyway.
yumlicious
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Speaking of Santa and swallowing change... When I was 4 I swallowed a quarter and it became stuck in my throat. Santa performed the heimlech on me and saved my life. ...Not that anyone cares?!?!
Torva_fml
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You're right! I don't care, sorry.
Lol mobile ATM Bank of shitmerica
leogirl95
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Better than having a money tree
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Kepp checking your poop you could be rich by next month
At least you got the quarter back :D that's a whole TWENTY FIVE cents !