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Audition time!

By ShowerStar - 15/08/2012 21:14 - United States - Mequon

Today, I realized that my neighbors can not only hear me singing in the shower through my apartment's paper-thin walls, they also take great delight in recording it so that they can play it at high volume for their friends when they next throw a party. I want to disappear. FML

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By WhitneyHouston - 06/07/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and left a note that said "Please stop singing in the shower. You're terrible, and everyone in the building can hear you." FML

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Oh mother, I can feel, the soiiiiil falling over my heaaaaaaad

By Anonymous - 24/10/2009 10:27 - United States

Today, I was informed by my next door neighbor that they heard me singing in the shower last night. I laughed and she told me that the family gathers in their upstairs room closest to my bathroom window to guess which song I'm singing. Every night. FML

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Heaven knows I'm miserable now

By Morrissey2.0 - 17/06/2024 14:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was singing my heart out in the shower, convinced I was alone. Turns out my roommate had friends over, and they could hear everything through the bathroom vent. Now, they keep requesting encore performances of my renditions of songs by The Smiths. FML

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Can it, Whitney!

By Anonymous - 10/10/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I discovered that my neighbors had held a secret "meeting" to discuss how annoying my "constant singing" as I go about my days in my apartment. They even made a petition, with over ten signatures, asking me to "cease and desist." FML

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Lonely time

By talker - 14/11/2012 06:14 - United States - Middletown

Today, I discovered both how much I really talk to myself when I'm drinking alone and how thin the walls of my apartment are. I heard my own slurred voice coming from my neighbor's apartment. They had recorded me and made a mixtape of some of the more interesting things I had said. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 17:54 - Canada - Tatamagouche

Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML

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No more yodelling

By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 00:00

Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML

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The Voice

By Barney - 22/06/2025 22:00 - Canada - Thunder Bay

Today, I was alone in the kitchen doing the dishes, and I started singing along to my favorite song when it came on my playlist. However, unbeknownst to me, my neighbors were having a barbecue next door, and they cheered and applauded when I'd finished. I’m never singing again. FML

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By CAchickadee - 29/05/2011 04:27 - United States

Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML

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By kazmatazz - 17/05/2012 10:33 - Oman

Today, I found out that the extremely attractive man that works in my building can hear everything I say about him through the paper-thin walls. FML

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Psych101 9

Thursday 16 August 2012 5:11

In the middle of the shower, stop singing and say "I hope the neighbors don't find out I killed their cat..."

MrSassypants 33

Thursday 16 August 2012 5:08

I'm guessing your favorite song is Houdini by Foster the People?

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iDunbChild 2

Thursday 16 August 2012 5:27

wasn't there a fml just like this one ??

ravemasterroxas 9

Thursday 16 August 2012 5:30

Bullies!

the_true_batman 10

Thursday 16 August 2012 5:33

Don't be embarrassed, you're entertaining. I bet you're a load of fun. Smile big and follow your dreams.

RatedZero 0

Thursday 16 August 2012 5:37

Read off some pages of Fifty Shades Of Grey. Now your problem is either gone ... or much, much, worse.

martin_martian7 11

Thursday 16 August 2012 5:37

"All the other kids with the pump up kicks better run better run outrun my gun"

hailezz349 5

Thursday 16 August 2012 5:44

Well they either admire your voice or hate god for giving you a voice at all, sucks to suck op!

perdix 29

Thursday 16 August 2012 5:48

You want to disappear because they play the recording of you singing in the shower? Wait until you see the videos!

JoyM 6

Thursday 16 August 2012 5:50

They obviously have no other playlists

CherryLipBalm 1

Thursday 16 August 2012 6:01

You need to get back at them... Next time they are out of the house, put recording mics in their house... Let them get a taste of their own medicine.

xmaximusx 12

Thursday 16 August 2012 6:09

Lol go next door and offer a live performance

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