By meltingturtle - 02/08/2016 03:25
The Top
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By i fuckin love habaneros - 22/07/2016 19:19 - United States - Charlottesville
A Lose-Lose Situation
By you can't win - 10/07/2017 21:00
By ninja breakup? - 11/10/2018 14:00
Well played
By Hank-T4 - 11/10/2015 11:45 - Australia - Truganina
It's gonna be alright
By Babyhazy - 05/06/2016 21:52 - Australia - South Yarra
By Anonymous - 17/01/2018 21:20
ashlyrose45 tells us more.
I replied to a comment before, but I figured I'd post an update; some of you were right about it being more than a couple days, but it turns out I have PTSD, which cause fits of rage. I'm medicated now and we just celebrated our second anniversary
By MumMatters - 09/09/2016 10:26 - Germany - Hamburg
FML: Uncensored
By LindseyS - 20/03/2012 02:00 - United States
Experiment!
By anal-retentive - 23/06/2016 20:00 - United States
By MY fault!? - 27/04/2018 15:00
Forgetful
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By Anonymous - 30/11/2017 22:00 - United States - Littleton
By GuitarChick42 - 04/04/2009 18:15 - United States
What's up, doc?
By Anonymous - 07/04/2018 05:00
By sadCowboysfan - 13/08/2018 10:29 - Canada - Ajax
sadCowboysfan tells us more.
OP here to answer some questions: yes I am in college and over 18, yes I stood on the deck totally naked (I’m not ashamed if people see my penis), yes there was MAJOR shrinkage and most importantly we won! My school newspaper asked me afterwards if I’d let them use the photos they took on their website (provided they blurred out my junk). It was pretty embarrassing but it wasn’t too bad cause we won
By I can't stand leg puns - 30/07/2018 18:08 - United Kingdom - Feltham
By tvaladie - 17/04/2009 00:19 - United States
Game of Nope
By no no no - 23/07/2017 20:00 - United States - Simi Valley
Lucky
By mislabelled mother - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
By Anonymous - 18/03/2016 20:56 - United States
Rare find
By whywasitthere - 19/04/2017 09:00 - United States - New Braunfels
By KillerChipmunk - 01/06/2017 12:08
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Hey OP here! I really really hate elevators, but we were on the 9th floor of our hotel, so that's a lot of stairs to do in cosplay (I was at a con). The elevator wasn't too bad actually but this happening set me back a bit. I reported it to the front desk as soon as I had calmed down, and security walked me back up. In the morning, they came back to take my full statement so they could file a proper police report. For the rest of the weekend, I was carrying my pepper spray and had my phone camera ready to take pictures if I saw them again. Thankfully I didn't.
By Anonymous - 22/06/2016 02:45 - United States - Chillicothe
#humblebrag
By Burst a Valve - 26/02/2017 18:00 - Australia
Are you kidding me?
By The nice guy finishing last - 27/03/2017 12:00
By leahrb - 24/02/2016 18:55 - United States - Wilmington
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By dvddtraveller - 22/04/2016 21:25 - United States - Oakland
Keywords
OP here. Here's your follow up. My mom and her brother had a rocky relationship. She moved to the west coast some twenty years ago, and never talks about my uncle. I know of him, but never met him due to problems between them. I moved out of state for college, and met my girlfriend there. I'd only been told I had a cousin once, pretty much in passing. My gf and I were both talking, and she mentioned how her dad, named David, was bipolar and had several issues. I asked if she had any aunts or anything cause that sounded a hell of a lot like my estranged uncle my mom hardly talks about. She was all, 'yeah, but my dad never talks about her. Her name is Emily or something I think?' And I was like 'o shit that's my mom'. It was super awkward. I'd known my uncle had a daughter, and she knew her aunt had two. Thing is, I'm a trans boy who goes by a completely name, so we never really figured it out until now. Hope it makes more sense to y'all now.