By sdk2010 - 06/03/2012 17:05 - Canada
The Top
By Well... fuck me sideways and call me Eustace - 31/01/2013 11:34 - United States - Riverside
By iloveZELOS - 05/07/2009 04:53 - United States
Bathroom break
By Anonymous - 21/12/2010 02:31 - United States
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Law and order
By Anonymous - 01/01/2016 07:03 - United States - Reno
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By anonymous - 03/01/2013 10:34 - United States - Canoga Park
By Ricky - 17/08/2009 01:00 - United States
By ttsutaoka - 11/07/2009 07:43 - United States
By stelno - 18/06/2009 13:33 - United States
Cash grab
By Megan - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Fayetteville
By Anonymous - 18/06/2012 14:39 - Canada - Markham
Morris was here
By ceetee - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia
By ZachooMackoo - 10/04/2009 02:15 - United States
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By Screwed - 03/10/2009 04:37 - United States
By Experience - 05/02/2013 20:19 - United States - Waynesfield
By Anonymous - 03/10/2012 04:25 - Canada - Winnipeg
By anonymous - 05/01/2011 04:17 - United States
By MelMayle - 05/01/2010 16:32 - United States
MelMayle tells us more.
I recently graduated from college and moved in this brand new unit / my first apartment, which is in a different state. I figured the rates were just low and the apartment was energy efficient. Come to find out, my bills actually exceeded $100 and $200 some months... I just don't understand how the customer service reps at the utility company, nor the complex--who was paying my actual bill the entire time--did not catch it sooner, especially considering they would be more familiar with how the rates run. But my biggest problem: They taking so long to catch it, drove my bill up. Had I been aware of my actual usage, I could have easily reduced my usage.
By Anonymous - 11/08/2013 18:11 - Canada - Edmonton
Awkward…
By ApolloandDixie - 23/12/2009 06:17 - United States
By Ajax_Teh_Great - 20/10/2015 07:49 - United States
Ajax_Teh_Great tells us more.
Hey Everyone, OP here. Thanks for all the support and making me laugh. Luckily he hadn't taken anything of value, although he had taken my shoes(ridiculous, I know). I was walking home from my job because my bike was also stolen. Again, FML. I had accidentally left my wallet at my house which is lucky for once. After being stabbed, someone had seen me bleeding, so they called 911. I'm no longer in the hospital as the wound wasn't serious, so I'm doing slightly better. Again, Thanks for the support.
By Anonymous - 12/11/2009 07:04 - United States
By kittykat798 - 17/04/2014 00:00 - United Kingdom - Dundee
kittykat798 tells us more.
It definitely wasn't their breaks! It was weird because they didn't even ask for my friends numbers or anything, just chatted with them. There was enough room at the table for them to have done that with me there, so it wasn't that. It was almost like I was too intimidating or something! I found it quite funny in a tragic kind of way and that's probably because of the terrible relationship I've just come out of. I really didn't expect so many nice comments, you guys are the best!
By stupidcunt - 14/04/2014 23:43 - United Kingdom - Colchester
I am a lineman for the countyyyyyy…
By Anon - 13/03/2014 00:11 - United States - Greensburg
By Nakdnathan - 16/09/2009 16:19 - United States
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No, it was real. It was at Oriole Park at Camden Yards, which is never at capacity. And the tickets were the southwest airline new cheap ones, I think maybe $50. I went to fan assistance to try to get my ticket, and they said that they didn't even know about it, and the sponsor (southwest) was only there to distribute the flight tickets, then left. I tried calling, and they kept thinking I was trying to get extras for family or something. But, it was not a fake, the tickets were legit.