By childdreamkiller - 08/12/2011 17:41 - Canada
The Top
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Riding high
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Revealing
By kitkat545 - 15/06/2009 23:18 - United States
Not now, dude
By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 18:44 - United States - Montgomery
Be free
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iplaytwister tells us more.
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Casual perv
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Riot!
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By mr1234 - 02/12/2014 04:01 - United States - San Francisco
mr1234 tells us more.
OP here--I'm quite happy with my life otherwise; I have great family, a place to live and food to eat, a job I really like. I'm just very lonely. However, in my experience with dating sites, I get very frustrated because many of the dates go nowhere (because of many different reasons, many of them objectively pertaining to the other party). I do not go out to bars/clubs, and even though I have a number of activities outside the house, they are majority female (kickboxing, walking group, female friends that don't know a lot of single males, etc). I feel like I'm really missing that special someone in my life, and want to do all I can to find him, but "dating" is just making me feel worse and worse about myself (over multiple years). So literally, I have no other choice that to be unhappy (in this area) and alone, or be horribly uncomfortable on dates with strangers (which are indeed few and far between to begin with). So **** all of you for saying i deserve it. maybe with some background you'll understand that character limitations don't show the whole story.
By Anonymous - 18/10/2015 14:23 - United States - Marshall
Creepy
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Please leave
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The abyss
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You played yourself
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Saint Paul
Keywords
OP here. Technically this happened almost a year ago, and I wrote the FML from my new(er) laptop, which is a mac. It WAS true, and the desk light was a regular desk light, I had it like 8 inches from the screen (Toshiba laptop), and it melted the plastic all around the corner of my screen and onto my screen. When I rescued it, I could see into the cords and everything inside. so yea.