By sophistication - 21/08/2009 15:36 - United States
The Top
By Anonymous - 07/11/2013 22:21 - United Kingdom - Derry
The strangeness of strangers
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It's not what you think
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Quick thinking
By Anonymous - 16/10/2012 00:04 - United States - Mount Jackson
Great, just great
By Mills - 18/01/2010 11:49 - United States
Who the **** are you?
By silly_billy - 11/06/2009 05:08 - United States
Sounds reasonable…
By Immaculatedream - 27/07/2013 07:56 - New Zealand
By vishuzzbabe77 - 22/08/2011 06:04 - United States
The sweet smell of success
By joshua - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By JamiesMom - 13/05/2013 04:29 - United States - Trenton
JamiesMom tells us more.
Are you experienced?
By Brax - 30/05/2012 09:46 - United States
By Notthemaid - 30/09/2009 19:49 - United States
Great to know
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Tipton
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By Anonymous - 09/12/2012 16:29 - United States - Cedar Park
Bad omen
By Anonymous - 17/11/2013 13:34 - United States - Los Angeles
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By lellow_171 - 19/11/2012 01:47 - United States - Peoria
lellow_171 tells us more.
I'm OP. And here is the background. I did something stupid, he broke up with me earlier in the week but had told a friend of mine he'd consider getting back together if we talked about it, so I thought me getting back into counseling and us talking about it was fixing things. I don't think he knew it was break-up sex when we had it, but our pillow talk turned into him breaking up with me once again. I still love him, and he has always been great. I just blew things and when I thought they were being fixed, they actually weren't. So in a sense I deserve it, since he didn't really know it was break-up sex until he broke up with me a second time, right after the sex. So that was awesome. Sucks even more that it happened during the busiest week of school for the year (busier than finals for me). So all of my grades are being determined while I'm trying to get over a boy, and going back to counseling for major depression. AWESOME.
By Crystal_da_thing - 29/01/2015 10:10 - Australia
Crystal_da_thing tells us more.
I'm the one who wrote the fml turns out it escaped from a traveling zoo
Thank you for being there for me
By myboyfriendisweird - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Phoenix
By Anonymous - 25/12/2010 07:11 - United States
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By Anonymous - 04/12/2009 23:43 - United States
OCD FML
By Anonymous - 18/07/2012 08:57 - United Kingdom - Peterborough
By Liz - 27/09/2010 19:30 - United States
Keywords
Op here(: My son Jamie is a boy, our cat was too. I got him 8 years ago as a 1st anniversary gift from my husband. Aladdin(Cat's name) was already dead when our son tried to flush him, and Yes we've had many fish before. I hope that answers everyone's questions.