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By The Corner Of Death - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Spring
By The Corner Of Death - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Spring
By anonymous - 25/07/2013 05:47 - United States - Gerald
By scarredforlife - 16/08/2012 04:05 - United States - Bethesda
By anonymous - 17/09/2011 07:44 - United States
By kittykittyrun - 18/06/2013 16:28 - Canada - Truro
By Anonymous - 24/10/2010 23:17 - United States
By Anonymous - 21/05/2012 01:10 - United States - Saint Louis
By bitchasshonky - 11/08/2010 04:09 - France
By bron92 - 21/03/2009 04:07 - United States
Thanks everyone, haters and all. Let me clear some things up for yall. 1) i did pass, but when i was out of the pool i was GASSED 2) the woman was in pretty damn good shape. I didnt mean to be sexist or ageist. 3) my football team was 11-2. The Ennis Lions, if you wanna check im #64. We were 1 game short of state (loss to rockwall heath) 4) Im not the typical "athlete". I had a pink mohawk in the summer, I listen to no rap and all alternative, I HAVE PINK AND BLACK VANS FOR GODS SAKE. 5) This will surprise you. I'm 6'2 and 230lbs (6% body fat). An offensive lineman, thats why i had some problems. I didn't mean to come off as a jerk, or a "dumb jock",and I actually did somewhat prepare for this test. I had a friend who is a lifeguard teach me and have me swim but I guess it wasn't enough. And, yes, I RESPECT ALL YOU SWIMMERS NOW! haha I learned the hard way
By hala - 16/03/2009 02:18 - United States
By Anonymous - 11/05/2010 15:04 - Netherlands
By anonymous - 05/04/2011 18:13 - United States
By Ethan_18 - 14/12/2012 05:10 - United States
By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 21:40 - United States - Blain
By Aled - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom
By Loveless - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By mattrd - 08/10/2013 21:04 - United States - Lititz
OP here! First off, for all the people inquiring about what the costume is, it is a plush dinosaur that his legs go into and his upper half sticks out of it. You can see a picture of it if you search "dinosaur" at costume express. And the issue isnt that he loves the costume, in fact he hated putting it on at first. The issue is that he wants candy and he wants candy RIGHT NOW. Thanks for all the suggestions. But now that a day has gone by, the costume is in a closet and he seems to have forgotten all about it.
By Anonymous - 13/12/2014 05:05 - United States - San Diego
By The Christmas Grinch - 18/11/2010 22:33 - Canada
By cutup - 11/07/2012 17:54 - United States - Gainesville
By Username - 20/08/2011 09:20 - United States
By Anonymous - 08/07/2011 15:46 - Belgium
By Anonymous - 03/06/2014 08:56 - United Kingdom - Dunmow
By jentea - 05/09/2010 02:22 - Canada
By badessaymyass - 17/04/2014 19:59 - United States - Phoenix
By airbiscuit - 21/01/2013 12:36 - United Kingdom - Cardiff
By Toothy. - 25/07/2009 04:21 - Australia
By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 23:36 - United States
By Derp McShitstain - 16/09/2012 19:48 - United Kingdom - Saint Helens
By pittman137 - 30/07/2013 16:29 - United States - Nampa
OP here. Different username since I didn't have an account when I wrote this. Just thought I'd do a little follow up. As far as the no receipt thing, yea, I know, shame on me. I'm getting more work done on an existing tattoo and this is the place where I had started at, so I didn't think much of it. This particular shop is known for how great the artists there are, so it is worth the six month wait (to me at least). It ends up the guy I had made the appointment with had quit the shop and taken his appointment book with him, so they had to way to contact me about it and apparently he isn't as professional as I thought since he didn't contact me either to let me know he moved shops. The shop itself was able to move some things around and I'm still able to get my work done at my time, just with a new artist so everything has worked out. Thanks for all the comments!
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I always cut my own bangs and they always look good, this time I just tried something new and watched a YouTube video and the girls hair looked amazing, but I just wasn't paying attention to how much I pulled forward, which I usually do, and ended up cutting off more than I should have. I don't regret doing it. Hair grows back and I'm not too worried.