Intimacy: Today, while cleaning my ears with Q-tips, I came in my pants....

By ANON - 13/08/2013 23:53 - United States - Sacramento

Today, while cleaning my ears with Q-tips, I came in my pants. FML

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agentaquamarine 4

Wednesday 14 August 2013 8:52

talk about ear-otic

ghostlilac 25

Wednesday 14 August 2013 8:47

Andy Samberg? Is that you?

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Faith13 16

Wednesday 14 August 2013 9:44

Totally normal.

xxsakuraxx 29

Wednesday 14 August 2013 9:44

Well thats a freaky ass yurn on.

incoherentrmblr 21

Wednesday 14 August 2013 9:58

Well, that escalated quickly...

iluvFMLs15 19

Wednesday 14 August 2013 9:59

well that's a new one lol

theBadGuy37 9

Wednesday 14 August 2013 10:00

You're not supposed to do that.

Dcm210 19

Wednesday 14 August 2013 10:01

I wish I could do that.,

QMAN4000 10

Wednesday 14 August 2013 10:07

I've heard about weirder fetishies. No pun intended

Jelbeztok 17

Wednesday 14 August 2013 10:13

Eargasm?

SavannahSunshine 26

Wednesday 14 August 2013 10:17

Those Q-tips really doin' it for ya, eh?

babyblueyes 27

Wednesday 14 August 2013 10:28

Wow dude, that's impressive and frightening

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