Intimacy: Today, while cleaning my ears with Q-tips, I came in my pants....

By ANON - 13/08/2013 23:53 - United States - Sacramento

Today, while cleaning my ears with Q-tips, I came in my pants. FML

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By Anon - 25/08/2015 10:10 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML

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agentaquamarine 4

Wednesday 14 August 2013 8:52

talk about ear-otic

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Wednesday 14 August 2013 8:47

Andy Samberg? Is that you?

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SauceySarah 30

Wednesday 14 August 2013 8:54

I laughed so hard at this FML I came in my pants.

AbstraktThoughts 13

Wednesday 14 August 2013 9:58

Your comment perfectly matches your name ;)

SlapAndTickle 20

Wednesday 14 August 2013 12:05

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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grlygrl93 14

Wednesday 14 August 2013 19:44

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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wysportsman 1

Thursday 15 August 2013 2:37

Lol I agree with you!

theKevmeister 13

Wednesday 14 August 2013 8:54

a no pump chump

lolfood 24

Wednesday 14 August 2013 8:56

Well, you know something new about yourself now.

jococo7787 3

Wednesday 14 August 2013 16:22

Yeah, they know a new masturbation technique.

dallaschloe2 15

Wednesday 14 August 2013 8:56

Poor dude, everyone's picking on him. FYL buddy.

ty7in_topic 31

Wednesday 14 August 2013 8:57

*Cleveland* Oh that's nasty!

cmac86 23

Wednesday 14 August 2013 8:59

this brings to mind the family guy ear sex episode.

aintlifeapain 21

Wednesday 14 August 2013 9:02

Did you take the ****** joke literally and were testing whether your Q-tip gets more pleasure or your ear?

SamanthaNGoree 10

Wednesday 14 August 2013 9:05

Relax... It happens to me all the time.

diamond69_fml 14

Wednesday 14 August 2013 15:22

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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NopeFuckThat 7

Wednesday 14 August 2013 9:05

Erogenous zone?

snugglesMcGee199 23

Wednesday 14 August 2013 9:50

I think you mean, earogenous!

Obey_StudBoii 23

Wednesday 14 August 2013 9:07

Talk about a new fetish.

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