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By Madagascar - 19/12/2009 10:18 - Australia

Today, when my boyfriend and I were becoming intimate, his cat decides to jump onto the bed and lie right in between us. He then informs me that he wanted to stop to "preserve his cat's innocence." FML

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By Puppy Loverr - 25/08/2011 07:12 - Australia

Today, I was getting a bit intimate with my boyfriend. Just when things were getting interesting, my dog managed to get into my room. He jumped on the bed and my boyfriend spent the next 20 minutes playing with the dog, while I sat next to him, half naked. FML

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By S12Sophia - 02/05/2012 22:06 - France

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love for the first time, when out of nowhere my cat meowed from the doorway. My boyfriend sighed, pulled out, and exasperatedly called me a selfish bitch for not having put my cat outside. FML

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By insert pussy pun, hurr durr - 29/06/2016 17:34 - United States - Hopkinsville

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By verno02 - 10/08/2010 23:58 - Canada

Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML

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By meow - 14/01/2010 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that sharing a bed with me was like sleeping with a seizing cat. FML

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Boo!

By nenette - 12/11/2014 22:50 - France

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 17:15 - United States - Noblesville

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head on the living room couch. Apparently his two cats didn't approve, and they started attacking my face. Luckily for him, since my boyfriend was holding my head down, his privates didn't get a scratch. FML

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CableFrog 3

Saturday 19 December 2009 19:41

Pussyblocked.

snafu57 1

Saturday 19 December 2009 19:32

he loves pussy?

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Rocksygen 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 19:52

Insert pussy jokes here: "Well the guy did want to preserve his pussy's virginity."

f_my_flip_life 5

Saturday 19 December 2009 20:11

Maybe the cat smelled some fish...

RemixV4 1

Saturday 19 December 2009 20:20

I rofled

sleephunters 8

Saturday 19 December 2009 21:02

f_my_flip_life FTW

thinmint 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 20:15

^^^ lol gross

aja175 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 20:22

he's gay...

Phinehas 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 21:03

YDI for being a filthy ****. At least the cat isn't promiscuous.

TheButler 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 22:44

are u 80 years old? GET WITH THE TIMES! should lose ur virginity by at least 11 years old

NanaNi_fml 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 23:20

11...dude just cuase you gucked someone when you where 11 dont mean everyone else wanna

flflfloridastate 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 1:51

what the hell is the matter with you

amy397123 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 2:56

Holy crap, I laughed so hard.

musicislife1995_fml 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 21:12

I'd be the same

lilkiz95 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 21:46

thats an MLIA not an FML

jessiixcore 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 21:59

Lol :). It'd make me smile. I agree with #23. YLIA.

live_laugh_love2 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 22:06

i was wondering the same thing....

NorfolkDude 2

Saturday 19 December 2009 22:06

Perhaps you should have shaved that pussy.

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