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By Username - 01/05/2011 03:16 - United States

Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML

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Sunday 1 May 2011 9:22

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Brina1 0

Monday 9 April 2012 20:22

Wow that's so rude.

brittyboo123 35

Thursday 9 May 2013 22:32

Wow, that sucks.

DJEddieXZ 9

Thursday 25 July 2013 10:32

that's why you have your own place op

unlucky_lucy 17

Monday 26 August 2013 6:32

You can be a hobo! I love hobos they're some of my best friends :)

elmateo_fml 9

Thursday 10 July 2014 23:31

Good luck out there man, the world is fool of foolish girls like that, but there are good girls so keep looking

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 6 December 2014 20:33

She sucks.

shonic 16

Thursday 8 October 2015 8:09

I'd donate a 100 if this wasn't 4 years ago

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