Love: Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living...

By killmenow - 19/02/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML

agreeclassic 64 329

vote type 1 3 500

Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Similar FMLs

By Username - 01/05/2011 03:16 - United States

Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML

agreeclassic 43 697

vote type 1 4 168

By outofluckatcollege - 27/08/2016 07:33 - United States - Lewisville

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It wouldn't be so bad if we weren't stuck rooming together for the rest of a semester that hasn't even started yet. FML

agreeclassic 13 918

vote type 1 1 470

Help yourself

By Megz - 02/01/2013 17:38 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML

agreeclassic 36 303

vote type 1 2 758

By Anonymous - 07/04/2018 15:00

Today, my girlfriend did the whole "break up with your boyfriend and kick him out of the house" thing from the movies. Except it's my house. She kept my stuff. FML

agreeclassic 4 363

vote type 1 635

By loser - 01/03/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

agreeclassic 368 800

vote type 1 32 793

By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

agreeclassic 43 932

vote type 1 3 071

By Anonymous - 09/07/2019 04:00

Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML

agreeclassic 2 098

vote type 1 227

By Tank - 16/07/2016 23:14 - Canada

Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML

agreeclassic 12 679

vote type 1 780

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 22:50 - France

Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML

agreeclassic 34 690

vote type 1 3 615

By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 21:53 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML

agreeclassic 54 432

vote type 1 3 510

bobdole 0

Friday 20 February 2009 2:13

wow. post her e-mail address so we can spam that ho. just kidding, but seriously.

JuJuBeeSunshine 0

Friday 20 February 2009 2:09

Ouch!

Comments

JuJuBeeSunshine 0

Friday 20 February 2009 2:09

Ouch!

bobdole 0

Friday 20 February 2009 2:13

wow. post her e-mail address so we can spam that ho. just kidding, but seriously.

forgettingsunday 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 1:02

how can you be kidding and serious at the same time?

Unlucky_Gun 0

Thursday 12 April 2012 5:10

Because #65, #4 was kidding about spamming her but serious about the "wow" part

mleugim 0

Friday 20 February 2009 2:13

what a #####! Look for someone better, you don't deserve that

Unlucky_Gun 0

Thursday 12 April 2012 5:12

Well she already left him so I don't think OP has a choice but to find someone better unless he just wants to be single for a while

greenman_fml 0

Friday 20 February 2009 2:26

sounds like a threesome opportunity to me

red_apples 0

Friday 20 February 2009 2:52

#8 has an interesting point.

wafflemonger 0

Friday 20 February 2009 3:34

Yeah, I agree, totally gross. It's way better if they're conscious.

Hoff 0

Friday 20 February 2009 3:47

LOL #14!!!

NorfolkDude 2

Friday 20 February 2009 4:10

Talk about awkward long pauses at the dinner table for months to come! I smell a sitcom!!!!!!

Cloudy_fml 0

Friday 20 February 2009 4:41

^ Uhhhhh, unless she already gave him one.

mleeb 0

Friday 20 February 2009 5:28

this isn't even believable. funny though.

VDM sur Facebook

Keywords

Miscellaneous Stalker My ex Coworkers Love Internet Relatable AITA Pokémon Awkward Work Parenting Kids Annoying Shopping Underwear Jealousy Parents Thief Suspicious Sex Intimacy Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

Top

Today, my mother told me that the carbon-monoxide alarm went off last night, but since she didn't smell any gas, she decided to just remove the batteries and go back to bed. I had to explain to her that you can't smell carbon monoxide, and that we could have died in our sleep. FML

agreeclassic 48 536

vote type 1 2 535

Today, my mom shoved a document for me to sign. It's pretty much my will, leaving everything to her boyfriend/fiancé's 11 year-old son, who is a bratty hell spawn of Satan. Before I could say anything, she said not to bother leaving anything to my adopted daughter, because she said if I die, she's going with me. FML

agreeclassic 647

vote type 1 76

Today, I confirmed just how excluded I am by my very few friends. My messages in the group chat were completely ignored, yet another person was answered by multiple people within minutes. At least solitude can't let me down. FML

agreeclassic 770

vote type 1 117

Today, I got fired. There was a customer last night who showed up two minutes after our closing time, 11 p.m.. She knocked on the door many times, but I ignored her and kept sweeping the floor. She eventually left. Turns out she’s the VP’s daughter and told him I was “rude and inconsiderate” to her. FML

agreeclassic 1 138

vote type 1 221

Today, after coming back from a trip to Africa where I got malaria, I went to the hospital for some blood tests. The doctor said, "Good news! You never had malaria! But they put you through a lot of dangerous treatments and now your liver has an anomaly." FML

agreeclassic 3 747

vote type 1 246

Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML

agreeclassic 55 604

vote type 1 4 468

Similar FMLs

Help yourself

TOP COMMENTS

Comments