Miscellaneous: Today, the handle in the port-a-potty broke off, with me inside....

By Anonymous - 12/11/2011 23:04 - United States

Today, the handle in the port-a-potty broke off, with me inside. FML

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By good-samaritan-fail - 06/10/2009 15:56 - Australia

Today, I was at a music festival when a group of idiots decided to push over a port-a-loo (portable toilet). I rushed over and tried to hold it up to save the person inside from a very messy and embarrasing scene. Not only did the door open, covering me in excrement, but there was no-one inside. FML

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By S4L - 02/07/2009 04:13 - France

Today, I had to take a leak, so I went into a porta-john. I noticed another man's hand under the door with a cell phone. Angered, I aimed my stream at his hand and phone. He tilted the porta-john over in response. It was full. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2011 18:57 - United States

Today, after speeding home due to an overflowing bladder, I ran to the bathroom, forgetting that the toilet seat was broken. While doing my business, the toilet seat and I both slid off the bowl. FML

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By SeatofIgnorance - this FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, during an emergency bathroom visit, I finally broke the toilet seat my fiance had nagged me for months to replace. The broken seat sent me sprawling to the floor. I was still shitting. FML

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Sunday 13 November 2011 2:17

Dont they just push open?

JustinComments 3

Sunday 13 November 2011 2:55

What a shitty situ-.. Just kidding that's not funny..

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wvgirl1 4

Tuesday 15 November 2011 7:51

Have had that happen once sucks!!

Ripsaw02 0

Tuesday 15 November 2011 8:18

What a crappy situation..

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Friday 30 December 2011 23:34

Boredblonde ur a retarded blonde

SlenderMann 10

Tuesday 13 November 2012 2:37

"Somebody get me outta here! I just peed on my face!"

lisamarcella 14

Thursday 29 August 2013 18:27

Jesus that's what I'm terrified of every time I go in one of those things! That and not being able to work the sink.

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