Miscellaneous: Today, the handle in the port-a-potty broke off, with me inside.... - FML

By Anonymous - 12/11/2011 23:04 - United States

Today, the handle in the port-a-potty broke off, with me inside. FML

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zukinihudini 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 2:17

Dont they just push open?

JustinComments 3

Sunday 13 November 2011 2:55

What a shitty situ-.. Just kidding that's not funny..

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vbmg152 18

Sunday 13 November 2011 6:25

Never use those things!!! Don't you know how nasty they are?? Gross!!! You deserve it!!

MrLuvinmalife 6

Sunday 13 November 2011 6:42

Really? that sucks... i'm sorry to hear that.

snafubar 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 6:44

I'd say holy shit that sucks. But there's nothing holy about a portapotty.

robertwood 2

Sunday 13 November 2011 6:50

haha!! your stuck in a place full of shit when the hell do port-a- pottys have handles??

dropkik19 2

Sunday 13 November 2011 6:51

Grow a pair a kick it open

nerdchic 5

Sunday 13 November 2011 7:32

I was at the msu game today and I had to pee and when I opened the door to the porter potty - it looked like it exploded... So disgusting

Wise_Old_Guy 3

Sunday 13 November 2011 7:35

If you're like me and like to have a weapon by my side at all times during construction work, a shovel is a best friend when you need to dig your way out.

HappyJello 7

Sunday 13 November 2011 7:41

Aww that sucks. How'd you get out? You got out right?

laneyp 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 7:41

Well that's shitty luck!

Wise_Old_Guy 3

Sunday 13 November 2011 8:01

that's why I carry a shovel everywhere I go because you never know when you get stuck in crappy situations like this.

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