Kids: Today, my eight-year-old son thought that if he swallowed soap,...

By Anonymous - 26/05/2012 00:15 - United States

Today, my eight-year-old son thought that if he swallowed soap, his farts would smell like soap. The smell of vomit and diarrhea now permeating my house is proof of how wrong he was. FML

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Comments

katydid91 31

Thursday 21 June 2012 12:04

I don't think I ever tried to take a bite out of a bar of soap, I do distantly recall licking a bar of "Zest" when I was a little girl because I thought I'd belch out bubbles.

nesteremily 31

Saturday 30 June 2012 22:33

people say it's the terrible two's...I say it's the effing eights lol they're worse at 8 years old than 2!!

SasaCeceGogo 18

Sunday 18 November 2012 10:20

Wow! I can't believe this got published. I'm the OP. It was not my fault. I had to work late, so I called up the babysitter. @6 No, he did not poop bubbles but he did in fact taste the soap for another day. Anyways, thanks for all the supportive comments! Cheers!