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By Anonymous - 26/05/2012 00:15 - United States

Today, my eight-year-old son thought that if he swallowed soap, his farts would smell like soap. The smell of vomit and diarrhea now permeating my house is proof of how wrong he was. FML

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Oh, little kids....

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Does he shit bubbles?

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Calyx_fml 21

Saturday 26 May 2012 8:41

Does he swear any more?

stepymac 15

Saturday 26 May 2012 8:43

I think I heard of this before ???

drarmstrong 8

Saturday 26 May 2012 8:43

The poor kid will probably never go near a bar of soap again. FYL indeed!

ma77 9

Saturday 26 May 2012 9:00

Good notion, bad execution

maleOFequality 0

Saturday 26 May 2012 9:31

Parenting. You're doing it wrong.

eddiemusicjazz 11

Saturday 26 May 2012 9:32

We all must figure it out somehow...

sierraroxursox22 3

Saturday 26 May 2012 9:44

Well someone raised a little Einstein!

sausages01 0

Saturday 26 May 2012 9:49

Poor kid not so much, an FML situation but a more of a ****! situation :) I hope he feels better soon :)

Neligee 9

Saturday 26 May 2012 9:51

Oh children :)! Gotta love them !

liscentious23 1

Saturday 26 May 2012 10:38

That will be the first thing he'll teach to his future kids

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