Intimacy: Today, my dad walked into my room, threw some magazines on my... - FML

By ;)loganberry(; - 27/12/2011 17:58 - United States

Spicy

Today, my dad walked into my room, threw some magazines on my bed, and calmly said "You left your porn in the bathroom again." FML

agreeclassic 12 703

vote type 1 50 460

Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Similar FMLs

Red Right Hand

By Hollerz90 - 02/04/2020 23:00

Spicy

Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML

agreeclassic 2 246

vote type 1 212

Bobs and vagene!!

By fuck - 13/07/2013 17:22 - United Kingdom - Farnham

Spicy

Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML

agreeclassic 30 513

vote type 1 59 950

Old school cool

By Chimychunga - 01/08/2010 06:47 - United States

Spicy

Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML

agreeclassic 34 355

vote type 1 5 651

Meddling

By Anonymous - 22/04/2024 13:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, I found out my mom has been randomly searching my room. I've asked her repeatedly to stop, but she says it's her right as a parent. In retaliation I started searching their room when they were out, and found porn mags and DVDs. I confronted mom about it. Long story short, dad's in a hotel. What have I done?! FML

agreeclassic 362

vote type 1 733

By Anonymous - 22/07/2017 05:29 - United States - Irving

Spicy

Today, my dad unlocked the bathroom door and barged in without warning only to catch me, with no clothes on, masturbating. He said, "sorry" but stayed for another 20 seconds to look for his shampoo. FML

agreeclassic 7 223

vote type 1 1 288

Caught in 1080p

By wtf - 16/05/2014 22:25 - Australia - Narangba

Spicy

Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML

agreeclassic 53 668

vote type 1 15 011

By PizzaNIF - 13/07/2016 17:58 - United States - Henderson

Spicy

Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML

agreeclassic 14 861

vote type 1 1 335

By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 18:08 - Russian Federation - Moscow

Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML

agreeclassic 13 355

vote type 1 41 646

Thanks dad

By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 01:02 - Canada - Toronto

Spicy

Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML

agreeclassic 33 095

vote type 1 2 440

By porn daddy - 21/06/2017 00:00

Spicy

Today, my drunk dad went off on a tangent about his porn watching habits to the whole family. FML

agreeclassic 6 108

vote type 1 450

Next

TOP COMMENTS

MikeDa1Da 14

Wednesday 28 December 2011 0:09

Well at least he didn't see you actually jacking off?

omfg_creepers 8

Wednesday 28 December 2011 0:13

"If this happens again I'm keeping them! Oh and I accidentally ruined one of them, don't ask how."

Comments

ronski 41

Wednesday 28 December 2011 11:10

Use your computer

R4P3DwithALOHA 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 11:47

What mag is it?? :)

Weirdchick56 4

Wednesday 28 December 2011 13:30

I use my phone you should too, unless you leave that around too.

ressa_1428 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 17:08

At least it wasn't your mom. xD

angrynegro7 16

Wednesday 28 December 2011 17:38

Jesus Christ, OP, get with the times! Online **** is where it's at! :P

baseballlegitly0 2

Wednesday 28 December 2011 17:50

lol me and my gf had **** and my dad asked y the **** do u guys need ****...

Jasonf6 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 18:17

ROFL

Epic_Times 10

Wednesday 28 December 2011 19:01

Being female, I can't believe I am suggesting this but the Internet is your friend.

Boomer21 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 19:12

Were the pages stuck together?

gabe_2011 1

Wednesday 28 December 2011 19:25

Take your **** with you dumbass!

4
5
6
7
8
9
10

VDM sur Facebook

Keywords

Miscellaneous Stalker My ex Coworkers Love Internet Relatable AITA Pokémon Awkward Work Parenting Kids Annoying Shopping Underwear Jealousy Parents Thief Suspicious Sex Intimacy Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

Top

Top

Today, I had an amazing orgasm. So great that the shortness of breath triggered an extreme asthma attack. FML

agreeclassic 45 620

vote type 1 5 565

Today, my son told me he's had 5 boyfriends and is currently working to improve himself before getting into another relationship. When I was his age, I was still single. My son has more game than I do. FML

agreeclassic 819

vote type 1 289

Today, I went to a concert. They had this feature where you could send a picture of something from your cell phone and they'd put it on the big screens, so I sent a picture of myself in. When the picture came up on the screens, the entire crowd of about 4,000 people went, "Ewwww!" FML

agreeclassic 87 064

vote type 1 31 241

Today, after picking up my 6 year-old from school, he said, "Drew said his dad could beat you up." I told him that he needs to respect his own father more and stand up for me. We got home, I looked up his class roster and low and behold, Drew's dad beat me up in junior high. FML

agreeclassic 35 332

vote type 1 19 176

Today, I went to Starbucks to use the bathroom. After I knocked on the door and turned the handle, a little old lady ripped the door open and yelled, "I WAS TAKING A DUMP. YOU WANNA COME IN AND WIPE MY SHIT? DO YOU?!" and then continued to ask me the same question for five minutes. FML

agreeclassic 31 901

vote type 1 4 550

Today, at my new job, I took some food out to a customer. Walking away, I heard a lady mumble, "Oh my God, you could never pay me enough to wear that." FML

agreeclassic 25 579

vote type 1 3 537