Intimacy: Today, my dad walked into my room, threw some magazines on my... - FML

By ;)loganberry(; - 27/12/2011 17:58 - United States

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Today, my dad walked into my room, threw some magazines on my bed, and calmly said "You left your porn in the bathroom again." FML

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MikeDa1Da 14

Wednesday 28 December 2011 0:09

Well at least he didn't see you actually jacking off?

omfg_creepers 8

Wednesday 28 December 2011 0:13

"If this happens again I'm keeping them! Oh and I accidentally ruined one of them, don't ask how."

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hateevryone 14

Wednesday 28 December 2011 6:30

keep your **** in your room.

thebaconweave 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 6:55

Today, when I went to take a piss I found my sons **** magazines again. FML

ideasrule 13

Wednesday 28 December 2011 6:58

If your dad doesn't care, why should you? It's not as if any non-naive father doesn't know that most teenagers watch ****.

misscami248 6

Wednesday 28 December 2011 7:07

Be more careful next time.. lol

karla1 0

Friday 30 December 2011 20:54

how do you compose a message?

zylandria 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 7:33

"Again" implies that it's happened before...

dansco 24

Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:08

You use **** mags? Welcome to 2011, use your phone! Lol

safarigirl 2

Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:34

"thanks, I wasn't 'finished' with those..."

thatoneitalian 3

Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:35

So... Wait.. You jack off on the toilet..? That awkward moment when..

NoroHopar323 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 9:46

Did you offer him the magazines?

anna121 5

Wednesday 28 December 2011 9:55

is it bad tht i go on xnxx mostly everyday??

black1990 3

Wednesday 28 December 2011 17:18

Nice :)

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