Geek: Today, my brother sent me over a dozen screenshots from his phone,...

By IPicasso - 27/03/2017 00:00

Today, my brother sent me over a dozen screenshots from his phone, because he couldn't work out why it wasn't capturing all the paint he'd managed to smear on the screen. FML

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xxdreamloverxx 14

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Reminds of that guy who tried to screenshot the crack in his screen to show his friend. People.

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This is some level mental damage.

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xxdreamloverxx 14

Monday 27 March 2017 0:08

Reminds of that guy who tried to screenshot the crack in his screen to show his friend. People.

invadermaythe1st 35

Monday 27 March 2017 0:25

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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MurkwoodForest 24

Monday 27 March 2017 3:24

As a basketball fan, that gif stings a little :'(

darshini_ii 24

Monday 27 March 2017 5:51

This is some level mental damage.

SpiralButterfly 12

Thursday 6 April 2017 20:43

SMDH ?

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